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You like compost? I'll compost your face!
🔥Literate Perma-Super Crown!Bowsette, Super Mario!
🔥N/SFW, non-l*wd only!
🔥MV / MS with chemistry!
🔥Admin and Muse are 21+
🔥Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
🔥Literate Perma-Super Crown!Bowsette, Super Mario!
🔥N/SFW, non-l*wd only!
🔥MV / MS with chemistry!
🔥Admin and Muse are 21+
🔥Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
Neither am I. Sigh.
I'm not gonna buy it.
(they usually just give me a free copy, but... maybe they'll charge me too now. Eugh.)
(they usually just give me a free copy, but... maybe they'll charge me too now. Eugh.)
I was gon' see if I could get the Switch 2 for the kids but if it's gonna cost dat much plus an 80.00$ game????? Maybe I'll just do somethin' else for their birthdays. . .
April 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Neither am I. Sigh.
Reposted by BOWSETTE!
HELLLOOOO!!!
You can call me Maxis, welcome to my Sonic rp account
#SFWRP #SonicRP #MVRP yadda yadda. Listen this account is going to be heavy with headcanons.
She's got glasses as a way to have my bad gameplay be canon.
I am an adult. I just recently turned 23. Black Knight is my favorite one
You can call me Maxis, welcome to my Sonic rp account
#SFWRP #SonicRP #MVRP yadda yadda. Listen this account is going to be heavy with headcanons.
She's got glasses as a way to have my bad gameplay be canon.
I am an adult. I just recently turned 23. Black Knight is my favorite one
sonic the hedgehog is playing a video game with rings on the ground
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March 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I was gon' see if I could get the Switch 2 for the kids but if it's gonna cost dat much plus an 80.00$ game????? Maybe I'll just do somethin' else for their birthdays. . .
You think I know?!
They just want money!!!
They just want money!!!
WHAT ARE THEY DOIN' OVER THERE, MARIO!?
April 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I was gon' see if I could get the Switch 2 for the kids but if it's gonna cost dat much plus an 80.00$ game????? Maybe I'll just do somethin' else for their birthdays. . .
WHAT ARE THEY DOIN' OVER THERE, MARIO!?
Its eighty dollars...
EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
April 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
WHAT ARE THEY DOIN' OVER THERE, MARIO!?
EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
It's still 80 dollars
Yeah, me neither.
April 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
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"𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍!"
Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario.
#SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP
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"𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘!"
Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario.
#SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP
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"𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘!"
December 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
"𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍!"
Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario.
#SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP
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"𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘!"
Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario.
#SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP
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"𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘!"
Yeah, me neither.
I'm gonna be honest I didn't even watch the direct
April 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yeah, me neither.
She's a girly girl, mama's special girl! I think mane would be the right word. He always calls it a "quaff" though. Whatever that means. He's a fancy-shmancy guy. They'll all be rulin' kingdoms someday...
[She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]
[She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]
( Hehe- maybe they’re just biased because they like turtles. )
April 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
She's a girly girl, mama's special girl! I think mane would be the right word. He always calls it a "quaff" though. Whatever that means. He's a fancy-shmancy guy. They'll all be rulin' kingdoms someday...
[She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]
[She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]
[Reaching into her shell, she pulls out her spikey coin wallet, which is like. . . huge, for a wallet. Chained and ripped up stylistically, she pulls out a few photos.]
My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++
My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++
Gotta say— love seeing more than just humans around. ( Some they adore, but also.. augh, there were too many reminders why they dislike them sometimes. )
April 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
[Reaching into her shell, she pulls out her spikey coin wallet, which is like. . . huge, for a wallet. Chained and ripped up stylistically, she pulls out a few photos.]
My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++
My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++
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𝐖𝐨𝐚𝐡, 𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭! 𝐒𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐦’𝐤𝐚𝐲?
#SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP
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#SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP
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October 19, 2024 at 6:08 AM
𝐖𝐨𝐚𝐡, 𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭! 𝐒𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐦’𝐤𝐚𝐲?
#SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP
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#SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP
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Well, I do what I can, bein' a single mom is kinda tough sometimes, but we make it through! Plus I have Kamek to help me through some of the parentin'.
[Smirk!]
Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!
[Smirk!]
Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!
( Okay maybe she ain’t so bad, a dedicated mom? Royals usually aren’t those types. )
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Woah eight of them huh? Must be a handful. ( But they’re smiling. ) Oh yeah? Love to cause chaos?
( Kids will be kids 💭 ) ( 😊 * )
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Woah eight of them huh? Must be a handful. ( But they’re smiling. ) Oh yeah? Love to cause chaos?
( Kids will be kids 💭 ) ( 😊 * )
I got eight kids! Wendy O., Ludwig, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton Jr., Roy, Larry, and Junior!
M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors!
[Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors!
[Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
April 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Well, I do what I can, bein' a single mom is kinda tough sometimes, but we make it through! Plus I have Kamek to help me through some of the parentin'.
[Smirk!]
Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!
[Smirk!]
Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!
(( shigeru miyamoto can tear the bowser/bowsette adopting the koopalings as their own headcanon from my cold dead hands.
April 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
(( shigeru miyamoto can tear the bowser/bowsette adopting the koopalings as their own headcanon from my cold dead hands.
I got eight kids! Wendy O., Ludwig, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton Jr., Roy, Larry, and Junior!
M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors!
[Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors!
[Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
The queen huh? Been awhile since I’ve seen some * real royalty around.
( Maybe it’s the airs here that are a little funky, they’re getting a read on em. )
( Maybe it’s the airs here that are a little funky, they’re getting a read on em. )
April 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I got eight kids! Wendy O., Ludwig, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton Jr., Roy, Larry, and Junior!
M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors!
[Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors!
[Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
The atmosphere? Now yer gettin' into nerd territory. My sons Iggy 'n Ludwig would definitely care more than I would.
[Scratches her chin.]
Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!
[Scratches her chin.]
Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!
… Well technically—- you’re inside of me right now. ( Cirrus why. )
( A snicker. ) I’m * the atmosphere honey, I’m a lot bigger than how I appear.
( A snicker. ) I’m * the atmosphere honey, I’m a lot bigger than how I appear.
I mean, lookit'cha! You're skin and bones! Now, if you were in DarkLand, you'd be a lot more bulky! Gwahaha!
Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
April 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The atmosphere? Now yer gettin' into nerd territory. My sons Iggy 'n Ludwig would definitely care more than I would.
[Scratches her chin.]
Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!
[Scratches her chin.]
Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!
I guess that's why I like ya so much ta be kidnappin' ya so much. . . But, last time was the LAST time. I ain't chasin' peaches no more.
'Dainty and proper' doesn't mean boring, hun.
Nor does it mean you can't unwind.
Nor does it mean you can't unwind.
Yeah, but isn't dat your MO? Bein' all dainty? I mean. Daisy's the crazy one, Rosa's the calm one, you're the poised 'n proper one, an' I'm the evil one.
April 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I guess that's why I like ya so much ta be kidnappin' ya so much. . . But, last time was the LAST time. I ain't chasin' peaches no more.
I mean, lookit'cha! You're skin and bones! Now, if you were in DarkLand, you'd be a lot more bulky! Gwahaha!
Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
A TWINK ?!
April 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I mean, lookit'cha! You're skin and bones! Now, if you were in DarkLand, you'd be a lot more bulky! Gwahaha!
Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
Yeah, but isn't dat your MO? Bein' all dainty? I mean. Daisy's the crazy one, Rosa's the calm one, you're the poised 'n proper one, an' I'm the evil one.
Dear. When you've been at this for as long as I have, 'princessey' gets a bit boring.
Jokin' round like that ain't exactly. . .princess-y, you know.
April 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yeah, but isn't dat your MO? Bein' all dainty? I mean. Daisy's the crazy one, Rosa's the calm one, you're the poised 'n proper one, an' I'm the evil one.
So yer god, huh? Wasn't expectin' a twink. . .
Haha—- you see 😃
We don’t do weather machines around here, I’m * all the weather you need.
We don’t do weather machines around here, I’m * all the weather you need.
Too damn bright out outside. . . Maybe I'll talk t' Ludwig about that storm machine. . .
April 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So yer god, huh? Wasn't expectin' a twink. . .
Too damn bright out outside. . . Maybe I'll talk t' Ludwig about that storm machine. . .
GOOD MORNING —- ☀️
Today it is going to be sunny with a 0% chance of rain, don’t expect rain for awhile actually!
Anyways, the highest temperature is hitting 71°F ( 21.9°C ) and the lowest 43°F ( 5.8°C )!
Today it is going to be sunny with a 0% chance of rain, don’t expect rain for awhile actually!
Anyways, the highest temperature is hitting 71°F ( 21.9°C ) and the lowest 43°F ( 5.8°C )!
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April 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Too damn bright out outside. . . Maybe I'll talk t' Ludwig about that storm machine. . .
Jokin' round like that ain't exactly. . .princess-y, you know.
I just had a whole joke planned with Daisy.
Of course I run my kingdom.
Of course I run my kingdom.
What, I'm not tryna be rude! If I was bein' rude, I would'a said that I was gonna come over if you weren't actually running your kingdom.
April 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Jokin' round like that ain't exactly. . .princess-y, you know.
What, I'm not tryna be rude! If I was bein' rude, I would'a said that I was gonna come over if you weren't actually running your kingdom.
Girl if you don't shut
Would make sense, yeah.
April 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What, I'm not tryna be rude! If I was bein' rude, I would'a said that I was gonna come over if you weren't actually running your kingdom.
[The lightning is bouncing off everywhere. When there's a pause in the lightning, she reaches into her shell, and pulls out a blue flower. It turns the turtle all frosty and ice balls start firing out of her palm!]
( Shoot the shell, multiple times. Spinister taught them that, just keep shooting. )
( .. Heh that should enough for some pesky organic right? )
( Do they have to take their blades out? Ehh- probably not. )
( .. Heh that should enough for some pesky organic right? )
( Do they have to take their blades out? Ehh- probably not. )
April 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
[The lightning is bouncing off everywhere. When there's a pause in the lightning, she reaches into her shell, and pulls out a blue flower. It turns the turtle all frosty and ice balls start firing out of her palm!]
[Hides in her shell, the lightning bounces off the shell and shoots back at StormFly. Oh, oh no.]
I’m going to eat real fragging good today! Turtle soup MMMMM—- !!
( Oh fire huh? Servos sparking— they didn’t give a warning, full on bolt of electricity at the turtle. )
I’LL TAKE MINE FRIED THANKS !
( Oh fire huh? Servos sparking— they didn’t give a warning, full on bolt of electricity at the turtle. )
I’LL TAKE MINE FRIED THANKS !
[Fire crackles around her mouth, clearly disrespected.]
I'll melt you down to liquid, clothes-dryer!
I'll melt you down to liquid, clothes-dryer!
April 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
[Hides in her shell, the lightning bounces off the shell and shoots back at StormFly. Oh, oh no.]