DJ Brainzz
@spitefulmercy.bsky.social
Never beating the Knives Chau allegations
19 | he/it | bi
19 | he/it | bi
I think somebody hexed me cause every time I try social media I don't even get enough views for haters. When I was on tiktok I got literally 0 total views on most of my videos
People should send me death threats so I feel validated
People should send me death threats so I feel validated
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I think somebody hexed me cause every time I try social media I don't even get enough views for haters. When I was on tiktok I got literally 0 total views on most of my videos
People should send me death threats so I feel validated
People should send me death threats so I feel validated
Why can't the fingerprint scanner be built into one of my three cameras? I'm way less likely to drop my phone and get a crack right across those than the screen
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Why can't the fingerprint scanner be built into one of my three cameras? I'm way less likely to drop my phone and get a crack right across those than the screen
How come you never see bulls with that white and black pattern. Is it like calico cats?
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How come you never see bulls with that white and black pattern. Is it like calico cats?
Interviewing for a job that I'd actually be fantastic at if I got hired, pray for me
September 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Interviewing for a job that I'd actually be fantastic at if I got hired, pray for me
How come antibiotics make antibiotic resistant diseases but pesticide doesn't make pesticide resistant pests?
August 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How come antibiotics make antibiotic resistant diseases but pesticide doesn't make pesticide resistant pests?
Hey did you guys know you have free will? I just took this picture of bob the crab holding a cigarette in less than a minute and nobody even stopped me
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hey did you guys know you have free will? I just took this picture of bob the crab holding a cigarette in less than a minute and nobody even stopped me
@hankgreen.bsky.social how come all of our methods of sorting life are so terrestrial-centric? Is it just bias because we are terrestrial or are things in the water actually less different from each other
July 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social how come all of our methods of sorting life are so terrestrial-centric? Is it just bias because we are terrestrial or are things in the water actually less different from each other
they should make those dog petting machines but human sized for us touch starved bastards
July 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
they should make those dog petting machines but human sized for us touch starved bastards
What if I had time and energy to draw instead of just working and reading murderbot
July 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
What if I had time and energy to draw instead of just working and reading murderbot
Guess who's all employed and shit
Still eepy tho but now I can pay for energy drink about it
Still eepy tho but now I can pay for energy drink about it
June 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Guess who's all employed and shit
Still eepy tho but now I can pay for energy drink about it
Still eepy tho but now I can pay for energy drink about it
True wireless earbuds should have an auxiliary mode and I am not joking
I have an elaboration written out in my notes app in case anyone asks. I am going feral over the fact that this doesn't exist
I have an elaboration written out in my notes app in case anyone asks. I am going feral over the fact that this doesn't exist
June 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
True wireless earbuds should have an auxiliary mode and I am not joking
I have an elaboration written out in my notes app in case anyone asks. I am going feral over the fact that this doesn't exist
I have an elaboration written out in my notes app in case anyone asks. I am going feral over the fact that this doesn't exist
How come I have a bigger chest than most girls I know, cis and trans. I should be allowed to donate these thangs to the less fortunate
June 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
How come I have a bigger chest than most girls I know, cis and trans. I should be allowed to donate these thangs to the less fortunate
Ugh I want a nap and snackytreats and a monster energy but instead I have to fucking job hunt
June 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Ugh I want a nap and snackytreats and a monster energy but instead I have to fucking job hunt
Me playing balatro: what if I just tell a wee fib? What if I'm a chad hiker?
May 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me playing balatro: what if I just tell a wee fib? What if I'm a chad hiker?
Baja blast, the most important meal of the day
April 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Baja blast, the most important meal of the day
Posting a sillie art piece that I let languish in my photos app because it was during my social media is dumb and hard era
April 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Posting a sillie art piece that I let languish in my photos app because it was during my social media is dumb and hard era
"Fuck you and the wax wings you rode in on" goes kinda hard for like a villain insulted by a hero's hubris in even challenging them
March 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Fuck you and the wax wings you rode in on" goes kinda hard for like a villain insulted by a hero's hubris in even challenging them
Did Trump remember to pardon himself or is he still walking around with 34 felonies?
March 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Did Trump remember to pardon himself or is he still walking around with 34 felonies?
Critter is such a word like it describes every critter perfectly
March 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Critter is such a word like it describes every critter perfectly
Adulthood is a scam, they moved all the real Adulthood to 21 so now people between 17 and 21 are just children with no support system
February 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Adulthood is a scam, they moved all the real Adulthood to 21 so now people between 17 and 21 are just children with no support system
If you send 5 bucks to my ko-fi with a message saying you wanna rent my soul I'll make a cute witchy pentagram and put your username with a candle in the center
February 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
If you send 5 bucks to my ko-fi with a message saying you wanna rent my soul I'll make a cute witchy pentagram and put your username with a candle in the center
Having uncontrollable hyperfixations are so weird sometimes, cause wdym I'm sitting here thinking about BRIAN from KENTUCKY. That's not a real character, he lied to everyone for 30 minutes and then jumped out a window
February 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Having uncontrollable hyperfixations are so weird sometimes, cause wdym I'm sitting here thinking about BRIAN from KENTUCKY. That's not a real character, he lied to everyone for 30 minutes and then jumped out a window
I hate that I have to go into a place of business and take up space customers could be occupying in order to job hunt. Sucks fr and all of the people I know who already have jobs are like "that's not a real problem I just went up and did it"
February 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I hate that I have to go into a place of business and take up space customers could be occupying in order to job hunt. Sucks fr and all of the people I know who already have jobs are like "that's not a real problem I just went up and did it"
Anyone want to give me approximately 400 dollars for no reason in particular (the price of headphones everyone agrees cancel out human voices)
February 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Anyone want to give me approximately 400 dollars for no reason in particular (the price of headphones everyone agrees cancel out human voices)