DJ Brainzz
spitefulmercy.bsky.social
DJ Brainzz
@spitefulmercy.bsky.social
Never beating the Knives Chau allegations
19 | he/it | bi
I think somebody hexed me cause every time I try social media I don't even get enough views for haters. When I was on tiktok I got literally 0 total views on most of my videos
People should send me death threats so I feel validated
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why can't the fingerprint scanner be built into one of my three cameras? I'm way less likely to drop my phone and get a crack right across those than the screen
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How come you never see bulls with that white and black pattern. Is it like calico cats?
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Interviewing for a job that I'd actually be fantastic at if I got hired, pray for me
September 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
How come antibiotics make antibiotic resistant diseases but pesticide doesn't make pesticide resistant pests?
August 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hey did you guys know you have free will? I just took this picture of bob the crab holding a cigarette in less than a minute and nobody even stopped me
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social how come all of our methods of sorting life are so terrestrial-centric? Is it just bias because we are terrestrial or are things in the water actually less different from each other
July 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
they should make those dog petting machines but human sized for us touch starved bastards
July 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What if I had time and energy to draw instead of just working and reading murderbot
July 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Guess who's all employed and shit
Still eepy tho but now I can pay for energy drink about it
June 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
True wireless earbuds should have an auxiliary mode and I am not joking
I have an elaboration written out in my notes app in case anyone asks. I am going feral over the fact that this doesn't exist
June 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
How come I have a bigger chest than most girls I know, cis and trans. I should be allowed to donate these thangs to the less fortunate
June 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ugh I want a nap and snackytreats and a monster energy but instead I have to fucking job hunt
June 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Me playing balatro: what if I just tell a wee fib? What if I'm a chad hiker?
May 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Baja blast, the most important meal of the day
April 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Posting a sillie art piece that I let languish in my photos app because it was during my social media is dumb and hard era
April 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Fuck you and the wax wings you rode in on" goes kinda hard for like a villain insulted by a hero's hubris in even challenging them
March 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did Trump remember to pardon himself or is he still walking around with 34 felonies?
March 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Critter is such a word like it describes every critter perfectly
March 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Adulthood is a scam, they moved all the real Adulthood to 21 so now people between 17 and 21 are just children with no support system
February 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you send 5 bucks to my ko-fi with a message saying you wanna rent my soul I'll make a cute witchy pentagram and put your username with a candle in the center
February 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Having uncontrollable hyperfixations are so weird sometimes, cause wdym I'm sitting here thinking about BRIAN from KENTUCKY. That's not a real character, he lied to everyone for 30 minutes and then jumped out a window
February 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I hate that I have to go into a place of business and take up space customers could be occupying in order to job hunt. Sucks fr and all of the people I know who already have jobs are like "that's not a real problem I just went up and did it"
February 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Anyone want to give me approximately 400 dollars for no reason in particular (the price of headphones everyone agrees cancel out human voices)
February 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM