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queer agender & will not hide 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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"When will my food come back from the war?" - My cat Sunday, probably
A picture of a tabby cat on a table next to an autofeeder with an empty tray. There's a patio door with open blinds, a stair railing being used as a surface for linens, and a mirror and hanging jackets in the background. In the foreground is a half-full bowl of wet food that the cat is conveniently ignoring in favor of pouting next to her dry food tray. She's sat facing away, but her head is turned demurely over her left shoulder and her left ear is pointed at the camera cause she knows I'm standing there taking a picture in order to make fun of her a little bit on social media. I love this cat more than words can say.
August 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
spite--sprite.bsky.social
This got me giggling.
From "I Work At A Public Library" by Gina Sheridan
A picture I took of a page from a book I'm reading titled "I Work At A Public Library" by Gina Sheridan. The entry highlighted on the page is "Calling, Name (Redux) Me: You have an overdue item. Patron: What is it? Me: "Charlotte's Web." Patron: [Turning to seven-year-old daughter] You turd."
May 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
spite--sprite.bsky.social
Hmm? Oh sorry, I can't come out tonight. I'm busy thinking about Sinners.
Tomorrow night? Booked. Thinking about Sinners.
A screenshot of the Sinners movie poster
May 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
spite--sprite.bsky.social
The only Easter meme I will tolerate
An edited screencap from Drake and Josh, with Josh dressed like a Roman looking expectantly at Drake with the burial cave of Jesus in the background with the stone moved away from the entrance. The text says: "Drake?" "Yeah?" "Where's the body of Christ?"
April 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
spite--sprite.bsky.social
It's Caturday 💚💚
Two cats cuddling on a blue and white patterned blanket draped over a green couch. A dark gray tuxedo cat rests his head on the shoulder of a lighter gray tabby cat. Their paws tangle in front of them and they're both sound asleep. They're also the cutest cats there ever were 💚💚
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
spite--sprite.bsky.social
Always got this one locked and loaded
an edited pic of a doge with teary eyes made to look like it's wearing a Scooby-Doo collar; text reads "call me Scooby because I can't Doo this anymore"
February 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
spite--sprite.bsky.social
Allow me, just a moment, to show off my #bannedbook haul 😁
Very excited to be adding to my growing Toni Morrison collection, and now more than ever it's important to read what they don't want us reading! #readbannedbooks
a stack of four books on a starry table: The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison, Go Tell It On The Mountain by James Baldwin, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler
February 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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a four panel comic: first panel is an angry cartoon guy saying "get away badger you carrier of disease"; second panel is a photorealistic badger with a cup of tea saying "I also carry tea"; third panel is the cartoon guy saying "aww" with a smile on his face; fourth panel is the badger saying "it's tuberculosis" and off-panel the guy responds "goddammit"
January 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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we're not gonna talk about it, BUT I will continue to force everyone I've ever interacted with to listen to EPIC: the Musical
Epic the Musical has been a hardcore obsession this year, for damn sure
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 PM