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@spitdiggle.bsky.social
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Bad guffin'
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stool hardener
@spitdiggle.bsky.social
· Nov 19
JD Vance is on a mission for missionary. I don't even get that lucky, I just shove dry erase markers in my urethra. #feelingblessed
I love free speech. Helen musk would never.
February 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I love free speech. Helen musk would never.
Back in my day "nocturnal emissions„ meant shitting the bed and just fucking ruining the blanket and the mattress the sheets everything just covered and irrevocably shat on
Fucking millennials and their pansy-ass night farts are making america softer than my nocturnal emissions
Fucking millennials and their pansy-ass night farts are making america softer than my nocturnal emissions
February 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Back in my day "nocturnal emissions„ meant shitting the bed and just fucking ruining the blanket and the mattress the sheets everything just covered and irrevocably shat on
Fucking millennials and their pansy-ass night farts are making america softer than my nocturnal emissions
Fucking millennials and their pansy-ass night farts are making america softer than my nocturnal emissions
i dont need this shit i voted for pamela harrison
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i dont need this shit i voted for pamela harrison
The straights do not have an equivalent to Grindr which is why, in my professional opinion, they're so pent up these days. Why, it used to be, you could meet a dame
December 23, 2024 at 3:59 PM
The straights do not have an equivalent to Grindr which is why, in my professional opinion, they're so pent up these days. Why, it used to be, you could meet a dame
I don't ovulate, I undulate
December 18, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I don't ovulate, I undulate
Attention: "Crazy Legs" has entered the building.
December 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Attention: "Crazy Legs" has entered the building.
Call me a dentist the way im sticking my gloved finger in his mouth while I tell him how dirty he is (he has not flossed and there are chunks)
December 14, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Call me a dentist the way im sticking my gloved finger in his mouth while I tell him how dirty he is (he has not flossed and there are chunks)
"together we can fuck shit up"
-ghandi
-ghandi
December 2, 2024 at 8:47 PM
"together we can fuck shit up"
-ghandi
-ghandi
Gamer? I never even Meta!
December 2, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Gamer? I never even Meta!
Twitter? I never even Meta!
December 2, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Twitter? I never even Meta!
Zucker? I never even Meta!
December 2, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Zucker? I never even Meta!
Pov we hang out
November 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Pov we hang out
Either im about to tweet a banger on here or i have to shit but im feelin somethin a-brewin
November 28, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Either im about to tweet a banger on here or i have to shit but im feelin somethin a-brewin
This is my life's work, the only Thanksgiving music ever created. Featuring Gilbert Gottfried, for real! This was made right before he died!
Happy Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #music #album #turkey
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Happy Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #music #album #turkey
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
thanksgiving album by jacob - YouTube
It's garbage and I got Gilbert Gottfried on it || Beat on "it's thanksgiving bitches" created by Alex Productions
youtube.com
November 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM
This is my life's work, the only Thanksgiving music ever created. Featuring Gilbert Gottfried, for real! This was made right before he died!
Happy Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #music #album #turkey
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Happy Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #music #album #turkey
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
GOD I hate having to build my account back up again who the fuck likes saltwater taffy?? I'll start posting about saltwater taffy if it'll get you ants follow me. This account will be fully taffy-based by January 20th, 2025 if that's what it takes
November 23, 2024 at 8:38 PM
GOD I hate having to build my account back up again who the fuck likes saltwater taffy?? I'll start posting about saltwater taffy if it'll get you ants follow me. This account will be fully taffy-based by January 20th, 2025 if that's what it takes
If no one else wants it I g u e s s 2025'll be my year
November 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
If no one else wants it I g u e s s 2025'll be my year
Sorry if that last one was too political
November 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Sorry if that last one was too political
The fucking goverment 😡
November 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The fucking goverment 😡
The fucking government
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
The fucking government
Alls im sayin is fuck mimes 🚫🇫🇷 clown twink shit 🤡 💃 stomp a mime in these demonias 👢💥
#fridayfeeling
#fridayfeeling
November 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Alls im sayin is fuck mimes 🚫🇫🇷 clown twink shit 🤡 💃 stomp a mime in these demonias 👢💥
#fridayfeeling
#fridayfeeling
Can't believe we made it this far, fame scares me
November 22, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Can't believe we made it this far, fame scares me