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spiralsofsand.bsky.social
@spiralsofsand.bsky.social
Dumb white trash gonna dumb white trash
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
and then George S being a good DC Villager, smiled meekly and then looks in the camera "I guess opinions vary, we'll have to leave it there, thanks so much for coming on my very important TV show"
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
DADDY!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gosh golly, Jake, why isn't CNN doing top of the hour stories about our Dear Leader's inability to stay awake at really important cabinent meetings? It's almost as if you and the rest of the crapstains in the DC Village have two standards, one for Repubs and one for Democrats, right?
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hi Jake, you really serious inside the Beltway DC reporter.

How is this news bad for Joe Biden and the Democrats?

Eagerly awaiting your new book about Biden's age.
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My god just when I think this shit paper can't delve any further into tone deaf self parody, here we are again.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hi Jake, tell us more about Joe Biden's age. Got any juicy gossip for your next failure of a book?
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Perish the thought. Jake, like all the other REALLY SERIOUS DC MEDIA would never ask something, because in their eyes it's beneath them to even consider the topic. These jagoffs think they control the narrative. That's why they have zero credibility on anything.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gosh Jake, when is your next book about Joe Biden? Tens of people are eagerly awaiting it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Paging Jake Tapper and CNN and the NYT and WashPoo

Any take on Trump's mental decline?

Anyone?
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hi Jake Tapper, you really serious focused inside the Beltway Media stenographer.

Is Joe Biden old today? Are you hearing from many people about his mental fitness?

Gosh Jake, maybe you should write a book or something.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Well too bad Americans failed last election and put Trump back in power because they are fucking stupid and shortsighted.
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
LOL suprised Massa Bezos let this one through.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
OK Bernie Bro
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
LOL barista, you do realize the US isn't Latin America?
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How old is Joe Biden today, Jake? That's what really serious DC reporters want to know because they might get a book deal, hoping to cash in.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
LOL. cosplay socialist. Sure thing, hun.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Latino culture is still very patriarchal and too many fragile men couldn't stand the thought of a woman president. I hope they are happy seeing their friends and family deported
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Don't get your hopes up. Democrats have always proven historically they know how to fuck up a perfectly winnable election by pouting and crying over something trivial, so they will stay home because they didn't get their Liberal Pony delivered to their doorstep fast enough. "GENOCIDE JOE!"
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
But Joe Biden is OLD, Jake Tapper. Really old. You and your little dweeb buddies at Asseos should consider writing a super important tell-all book about it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Kokaine Kudlow back on the sauce again
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just like scam 'Medicare' phone calls, they wouldn't be doing it if people didn't get suckered. Let all the slobbering MAGA morons waste what little money they have.
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Her husband was 32 years old when she was born.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
But Joe Biden is old.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
But gosh Jake, you super important DC media star, Joe Biden is old and that's the REAL story you and your gossip columnist co-workers need to be focusing all your energy on.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM