Finally. A raised food bowl so young children don't have to eat directly off the floor.

Kinda wish video games really did have the kind of impact our boomer parents were scared of. I could have 1) gotten a skill for a job that is actually useful, 2) learned to hunt, and 3) I would always strive for the easiest way to cheat while winning the race. Video Games failed me.

AU fanfic where the Accelerons are eldritch horrors. The participants are racing for salvation from a decaying civilization, but the race was never meant to save anyone. The winner is chosen to become the next horror to perpetuate the Accelerons existence. But to lose is so much worse.