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💚Jonathan 🦋 April 🌿 20th💚♉️
@spikethecontra.bsky.social
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👀 Serial Lurker 👀 Supporter to Most 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇪🇭
Lvl 54 ~ AuDHD ~i try to be good🌿🦋💚
IND ~ (AGS temporarily) 🧿
🍰 Come have cake & pie with me 🥧
📬 ask me to send you postcards 🛫🗼 🌄
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Love you poly!
Imagine of Dick Vandyke in costume from his role in Mary Poppins the movie Dicks costume is a suit with large stripes of different shades of brown. Dick is also wearing a Skimmer hat with a ribbon of the same material as the suit. Dick also wears a gray bow tie and carries a bamboo wood cane. The caption of the image reads "UNSOLICITED DICK PIC" in all capital letters.
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Love the Columbine, I have some that pop up in my yard, this was thus past summer
Photo of a purple Columbine from the prospective of looking up from the ground. The flower is growing next to a brown brick house
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Photo of the start of the Indianapolis 500 green from turn one looking up the front stretch at the full field of 33 cars full grandstand and the scoring tower lit up green for the green flag start
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

It's a toss up for me too 🧡🍂
Pink Floyd - A Momentary Lapse of Reason album cover Released 1987 U2 - The Joshua Tree album cover Released 1987 Sting - Nothing Like the Sun album cover Released 1987
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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I got your back, me in 2 Georgia Airports 🌈💚🍂
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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2nd attempt of airport washroom selfie. Oddly I realize im wearing the same clothes as my last airport selfie 💚🌿
Fluffy bearded bear resembling man wearing blue shorts blue shirt and blue cap with LGBTQ+ Safe Space patch. Man also wearing black glasses and black mask kn95 mask behind a dark green phone that takes the selfie, a black wrist watch and black ring. Man travels with black roller bag and black backpack sitting on roller bag. Sink basin, counter, and wall is are various shades of brown. Faucet and soap dispenser are chrome and touchless automatic. Finally behind the Man are 2 white urinals only half showing on each side of his fluffy body.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I forgot it doesn't autofill the name 💚♻️
Screenshot of throne receipt for $11.67 on November 11, 2025 at 9:31 EST on credit card from Capital One
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Here's mine from the other day. It was too cloudy today 💚🌄
Shades of pink sunset seen over industrial buildings that are washed in cold white light from the led lighting
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Sorry, I'm not sorry 😆 please dont block me 🙏
Dick Vandyke in a large striped orange brown and white suit wearing a had with a ribbon to match the suit and bamboo cane over his right shoulder and a gray bow tie. Dick is standing to the side and head turned, looking at the camera with a silly smirk on his face. The caption on the picture reads, "Unsolicited Dick Pic." This was a Mary Poppins, the movie promo picture made into an unsolicited dick pic meme
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I love it when the Canadians come back to the office. Fat kit Tuesday 💚🍫
An image of 3 Canadian candy bars sitting on a gray faux wood desk. The top bar is Nestlé Coffee Crisp. The center bar is Cadbury Wunderbar. The bottom bar is Cadbury crunchie.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Xenon pinball was bad ass... 1980 I think...💚
October 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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If you see this, QRP with a game that released the year you were born!

Yeah, I'm that much older... 🤣🤣
A green screen still shot of the video game Oregon Trail, first released in 1971, showing an ox pulling a conastoga wagon with the quote, "You have died of dysentery. "
October 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I got my updated microchips today. After getting them for over 5 years now, it goes pretty easy now. The shingles microchips i got a few years ago are the worst by far. 💚💉💉🩹
Close up of a bandaid brand fabric adhesive bandage on a bearded white guy's upper arm and part of a tattoo is showing under the bandage in the colors red and gold we can make out the word gold. Behind the black chair he is sitting in, you can make out a large video monitor and a PS5 controller
October 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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My 1st attempt at an airport bathroom selfie 💚 i dont hate it 👍
Fluffy bearded masked woke white guy taking an airport bathroom selfie wearing grey shorts grey shirt black KN95 mask behind green covered Samsung phone
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Ery, Frank is outfuckingstanding and has a new follower tonight. I was mesmerized by the cat in the background, only appropriate to have a cat shirt that won't fit my fluffy ass is advertised to me. Thanks for passing Frank around 💚
Screenshot of a YouTube video paused where an older man playing an acoustic guitar singing the song creep by radiohead. Below the video is an advertisement for a shirt of a black cat riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex out of a fire with Chinese calligraphy on the right breast of the shirt. It is my assumption that because of my love of black cats. The algorithm knows this, and in the background of the video, Frank, the artist, has a cat walking around his home.
October 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Was it this guy? The fox tells me he gets all around looking for snacks.
Squirrel is sitting up under a green and gray patio chair on an exposed aggregate and timber patio
September 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Things must be really bad at Spirit when they repo the golf cart
Snapshot of ramp operations outside gate D5 at ATL Atlanta Airport with the focus on a Spirit Airlines golf cart being loaded on a tow truck
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I mean, the book kinda says it all... 🐝💚
Book cover "OMFG, BEES! Bees Are So Amazing and You're About to Find Out Why" and 3 illustrations of different species of bees adorn this cover.
August 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Well, would you look at this shit right here... I found the fucking end of the internet. Well, I'll be dawned!
#theend #endoftheinternet #endofyourfeed #aintthatsomeshit
A screenshot of the end of my feed with a message saying, " You've reached the end of your feed! Find more accounts to follow. " With a button underneath reading,"Find more accounts to follow ". A second sentence reads, "You can also discover new Custom Feeds to follow." With a second button underneath reading "Discover new Custom feeds"
August 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Hi 💋😘
Disheveled salt and pepper beard (mostly salt) close up showing puckered lips ready for a kiss
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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It is often hard to leave 💚🐿
One of the squirrels that lives in a tree im my backyard. Sitting up on his hind legs underneath a patio chair.
August 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I love my pond
Male mallard duck swimming in a small backyard pond Yellow water lily in a backyard pond with a gnome fishing at the edge
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I shuffle into the bathroom, turn on the light, and bust into laughter at the site of me in the mirror, wearing this ridiculous underwear from yesterday. You're welcome world 🌎 I love you 💚
Jonathan is wearing boxers that the legs Caucasian hairy skin colored and looking like a Bengal Tiger banana hammock and bottom of his white undershirt that he slept in
July 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I beg of you not to follow your urge 🙏please. have you fully recovered from your last curfuffle? Take it from someone who knows the body does not recover quickly after our 20s. You dont want to gencon from a hoveround
But if you decide not to heed my warning, I found you a scooter in your color 💚
Welcome Back… to the Future! Vintage Vehicles USA is proud to introduce the Gatsby X electric vehicle, a fun and stylish 4 wheeler that rides as good as it looks. The Gatsby X pays homage to the classic Model 'T' Ford with an eye-catching design that combines precision Swiss engineering with the very best manufacturing technology. Fine tuned with precision Swiss engineering and the very best manufacturing technology for remarkable handling and control. The custom-made soft ride wheels and spring coil suspension ensure top of its class smoothness, even at it’s impressive 10 mile an hour top speed. The gold standard 120 amp S-Drive controller performs flawlessly alongside the four pole 950 watt motor running on heavy-duty batteries. The devil is in the details... that’s one reason to get them right. From the waterproof key switch to the stringent Swiss quality control process, the Gatsby X leaves no stone un-turned. The Gatsby X has passed the strict internationally-accredited independent product test by TÜV SÜD and is CE approved. Constructed of the best materials with a lean design philosophy, every component has earned its place. The Gatsby X is made with craftsmanship and quality for the great multitude. Throwback good looks on a state-of-the-art machine: the Gatsby X is a definite head turner. The distinctive lines, chrome accents, and iconic grille reveal a design with personality. Paying homage to the classic Model T, it is available in traditional black and a striking candy apple red. The savvy design taps into nostalgia for the great vintage American automobiles, with a modern sophistication that takes a stance. Carefully applied details like the hand-crafted red accent stitching on the high-back seat and the built-in, fold-away beverage caddy give the Gatsby X the refinements that a luxury vehicle is appreciated for. The Gatsby X was designed for those who indulge in the luxury provided by an array of enhanced amenities.
July 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM