Something I intend to do in the future, but at the moment I'm too busy thwarting the schemes of my enemies.
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Something I intend to do in the future, but at the moment I'm too busy thwarting the schemes of my enemies.
This will be your legacy.
July 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This will be your legacy.
I'm sure Sir Nicholas would be happy if OpenAI took all the royalties from his several published books.
May 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'm sure Sir Nicholas would be happy if OpenAI took all the royalties from his several published books.
Still, he looks pretty good for someone who's 6 ft 8 inches tall and weighs less than 8 stone.
May 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Still, he looks pretty good for someone who's 6 ft 8 inches tall and weighs less than 8 stone.
I've been too busy thwarting the schemes of my enemies.
April 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I've been too busy thwarting the schemes of my enemies.
Suggest you pitch "Baller and Cat" to ITV. I'll leave you to work out the details.
April 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Suggest you pitch "Baller and Cat" to ITV. I'll leave you to work out the details.
My understanding is that here in the UK we are hiring many more goons, in retaliation.
April 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My understanding is that here in the UK we are hiring many more goons, in retaliation.
Don't forget the baseless, impotent rage.
February 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Don't forget the baseless, impotent rage.
Chargers are like Sideshow Bob and the rakes.
January 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Chargers are like Sideshow Bob and the rakes.
But now they sell smashed burgers which are many times wider than any purchasable bun.
This is madness.
This is madness.
December 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
But now they sell smashed burgers which are many times wider than any purchasable bun.
This is madness.
This is madness.
It's a great movie, with the benefit of me being able to gaze in wonder at Sam Elliott's moustache.
December 28, 2024 at 9:04 PM
It's a great movie, with the benefit of me being able to gaze in wonder at Sam Elliott's moustache.
Bond Villain: Tell me more.
December 8, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Bond Villain: Tell me more.
Always cheers me up. A classic.
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Always cheers me up. A classic.
I'm now intrigued to see more of Mrs Phalange.
November 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I'm now intrigued to see more of Mrs Phalange.
All I can suggest is fighting Mike Tyson. That should increase your followers.
November 19, 2024 at 12:44 PM
All I can suggest is fighting Mike Tyson. That should increase your followers.
Probably a Brexit Bonus.
September 21, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Probably a Brexit Bonus.
I'm 65 and just had my picture done for renewal of passport and driving licence. According to the picture, I seem to have died some years ago.
September 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I'm 65 and just had my picture done for renewal of passport and driving licence. According to the picture, I seem to have died some years ago.