Spike Milligoon
@spikemilligoon.bsky.social
Dad, amateur DIYer, cook, tortoise keeper, LFC fan who will get back to Anfield when he can afford it / figure out how to get tickets these days. Was there in Istanbul. Regularly tired
“Hey, look at that guy over there. Sat, eyes closed, relaxing in his garden in the sun, after finishing work. It’d be a shame if someone buzzed around his ear for 1 and a half seconds”
June 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“Hey, look at that guy over there. Sat, eyes closed, relaxing in his garden in the sun, after finishing work. It’d be a shame if someone buzzed around his ear for 1 and a half seconds”
Found the phase 2 MAGA hat today
March 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Found the phase 2 MAGA hat today
You walk from the bellend, down the shaft of the cock to get to the stadium which is in that sack looking thing
March 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You walk from the bellend, down the shaft of the cock to get to the stadium which is in that sack looking thing
Just done my bit here in the UK
February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just done my bit here in the UK
does that make me second? Worn to the pub last night 👍
February 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
does that make me second? Worn to the pub last night 👍
I think this is the Trump dump moment
February 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think this is the Trump dump moment
Trump’s going to stick with the ‘I watched Joe DEI’ to all the daft jessies without a critical thought in their soul. And they’ll believe it.
January 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trump’s going to stick with the ‘I watched Joe DEI’ to all the daft jessies without a critical thought in their soul. And they’ll believe it.
Do you think he’d be ok with you if you wore one of these?
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Do you think he’d be ok with you if you wore one of these?
As always with these anti immigration grifters
January 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
As always with these anti immigration grifters
Headline for the footy journos covering the fulham /arsenal game: Waitrose Stoke, Keele again.
December 8, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Headline for the footy journos covering the fulham /arsenal game: Waitrose Stoke, Keele again.
My mum’s texts when watching #lfc never fail. Her stream is always a bit ahead of mine. She was at my niece’s baby shower but got home to update me for the second half ❤️
December 1, 2024 at 6:25 PM
My mum’s texts when watching #lfc never fail. Her stream is always a bit ahead of mine. She was at my niece’s baby shower but got home to update me for the second half ❤️
May walk to the pub tonight
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM
May walk to the pub tonight
Moody walk to the pub for a pint with a book, and The Cure fittingly playing on my walk to it
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Moody walk to the pub for a pint with a book, and The Cure fittingly playing on my walk to it
my wife knows my late night antics well enough that when i wake with scratches down my neck it’s because I’ve let Terry have an adventure climb again 🥳
November 12, 2024 at 11:36 PM
my wife knows my late night antics well enough that when i wake with scratches down my neck it’s because I’ve let Terry have an adventure climb again 🥳
In case you didn’t know…Tortoises are amazing animals. Ours loves playing football 🥰
November 9, 2024 at 2:45 PM
In case you didn’t know…Tortoises are amazing animals. Ours loves playing football 🥰
Cheers 👍
The lack of public media of this made up creature is to my advantage 😂
The lack of public media of this made up creature is to my advantage 😂
October 22, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Cheers 👍
The lack of public media of this made up creature is to my advantage 😂
The lack of public media of this made up creature is to my advantage 😂
When you raise a star wars fan and he wants an obscure creature, the Gorgon, from an old xbox game on his pumpkin 🥹🥹🥹
October 22, 2023 at 1:58 PM
When you raise a star wars fan and he wants an obscure creature, the Gorgon, from an old xbox game on his pumpkin 🥹🥹🥹