Spiked Doormat
@spikeddoormat.bsky.social
No need to follow. I'll eventually piss you off anyways, whether I mean to or not.
No boosts please, don't want a career as an influencer.
Hypocrisy is a MAGA virtue.
It's only tyranny when the Democrats are in charge.
No boosts please, don't want a career as an influencer.
Hypocrisy is a MAGA virtue.
It's only tyranny when the Democrats are in charge.
When the manager's away the linecutters will play...
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
When the manager's away the linecutters will play...
Because Bentdick Elonold used to women laying down strapped to a gurney like an alien abuction while getting ready to be implanted with his ubermensch seed.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Because Bentdick Elonold used to women laying down strapped to a gurney like an alien abuction while getting ready to be implanted with his ubermensch seed.
Most of the money goes towards decontaminating herself after kissing the human septic tank.
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Most of the money goes towards decontaminating herself after kissing the human septic tank.
Marge ONLY turned on Trump after he shot her Senate run on 5th Avenue. If he could somehow stop being a slave to his bitch pettiness and make her a big offer she'd drop everything and go back to regularly scheduled programming.
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Marge ONLY turned on Trump after he shot her Senate run on 5th Avenue. If he could somehow stop being a slave to his bitch pettiness and make her a big offer she'd drop everything and go back to regularly scheduled programming.
Enough to lift a car.
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Enough to lift a car.
"Routine MRI" means Vegas is putting odds on your life expectancy.
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Routine MRI" means Vegas is putting odds on your life expectancy.
"Epstein was a Democrat operative."
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Epstein was a Democrat operative."
But at least the shitlib Dems were taught a lesson on supporting genocide. /S
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
But at least the shitlib Dems were taught a lesson on supporting genocide. /S
He's sure that Pam Bundy will indict Clinton as an excuse to not relesse the files.
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
He's sure that Pam Bundy will indict Clinton as an excuse to not relesse the files.
While trying to block Proposition 50 at the same fucking time.
IOKIYAR!
IOKIYAR!
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
While trying to block Proposition 50 at the same fucking time.
IOKIYAR!
IOKIYAR!
Suddenly I'm reminded of the old animated Richie Rich cartoons where the tragic dog desperately wants to be the hero saving the day only to end up making a situation even more fucktacular in the attempt.
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Suddenly I'm reminded of the old animated Richie Rich cartoons where the tragic dog desperately wants to be the hero saving the day only to end up making a situation even more fucktacular in the attempt.
Just like the Republicans, Far Leftoids invest so much time and effort on Owning the Shitlibs that few if any of them seem to have even concepts of a plan.
youtu.be/qSkWrpH3H3Q?...
youtu.be/qSkWrpH3H3Q?...
I Am Dog Chasing Cars
YouTube video by Chinomatic
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November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Just like the Republicans, Far Leftoids invest so much time and effort on Owning the Shitlibs that few if any of them seem to have even concepts of a plan.
youtu.be/qSkWrpH3H3Q?...
youtu.be/qSkWrpH3H3Q?...
The Epstein Files discharge petition was the bucket of pig's blood hanging over Donnie Antoinette's celebration.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The Epstein Files discharge petition was the bucket of pig's blood hanging over Donnie Antoinette's celebration.
Missing and Murdered White People Syndrome.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Missing and Murdered White People Syndrome.
Owning the Shitlibs is a community sport for far leftists, real world consequences like the United States regressing into a white supremacist theocracy beholden to Putin be damned because we don't feel any of the pain ourselves.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The far leftoids are so determined to gatekeep being the Chosen Ones fighting fascism in the U.S. the way they bitch about everyone SLIGHTLY to the right of them opposing fascists makes them indistinguishable from actual right wing moles.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The far leftoids are so determined to gatekeep being the Chosen Ones fighting fascism in the U.S. the way they bitch about everyone SLIGHTLY to the right of them opposing fascists makes them indistinguishable from actual right wing moles.
A cartoon drawn like stained glass?
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A cartoon drawn like stained glass?
Unless the cows are from Argentia, in which case they're brought over like diplomats.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Unless the cows are from Argentia, in which case they're brought over like diplomats.
A mix of entitlement and possibly dementia-related aggression?
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A mix of entitlement and possibly dementia-related aggression?
I would find it hilarious if all the Hispanic restaurants in an area occupied by the ICEtapo literally closed shop on them with a sign saying "CLOSED: STAFF DEPORTED BY ICE".
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I would find it hilarious if all the Hispanic restaurants in an area occupied by the ICEtapo literally closed shop on them with a sign saying "CLOSED: STAFF DEPORTED BY ICE".
Then there's the Schrodinger's Uncommitted Defense.
Kamala Harris lost because she didn't listen to leftists, but they're so few in number that they wouldn't have helped her win if they had voted for her at the same time.
Kamala Harris lost because she didn't listen to leftists, but they're so few in number that they wouldn't have helped her win if they had voted for her at the same time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Then there's the Schrodinger's Uncommitted Defense.
Kamala Harris lost because she didn't listen to leftists, but they're so few in number that they wouldn't have helped her win if they had voted for her at the same time.
Kamala Harris lost because she didn't listen to leftists, but they're so few in number that they wouldn't have helped her win if they had voted for her at the same time.
Notice the /S?
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Notice the /S?
They all look alike anyways.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They all look alike anyways.
Something something Reduce the Surplus Population something something.
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Something something Reduce the Surplus Population something something.