Spike Reynolds
@spike1032.bsky.social
Industrial Sorcerer. Prog Rock nerd. Fuzzbutt. Aspiring cryptid. He/Him 🍉
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Get a tetanus shot.
September 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Get a tetanus shot.
Why is Trump both trying to tell us that there are no Epstein files, and in the same breath, saying that he's not in the Epstein files?
Sounds wild fur a guy who is allegedly guilty of being in Epstein's good graces and raping children
Sounds wild fur a guy who is allegedly guilty of being in Epstein's good graces and raping children
July 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Why is Trump both trying to tell us that there are no Epstein files, and in the same breath, saying that he's not in the Epstein files?
Sounds wild fur a guy who is allegedly guilty of being in Epstein's good graces and raping children
Sounds wild fur a guy who is allegedly guilty of being in Epstein's good graces and raping children
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.” ― Seneca
July 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.” ― Seneca
I haven't seen a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door in a while.
July 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I haven't seen a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door in a while.
The government decided they can deport us citizens for whatever reasons.
They better hope I'm not armed.
They better hope I'm not armed.
July 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The government decided they can deport us citizens for whatever reasons.
They better hope I'm not armed.
They better hope I'm not armed.
The Epstein files are nothing more that they found trump all over them. Can we get congressional review of it?
July 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Epstein files are nothing more that they found trump all over them. Can we get congressional review of it?
Sci Fi from before it was popular is wild.
July 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sci Fi from before it was popular is wild.
Punch an ICE agent in the mouth
July 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Punch an ICE agent in the mouth
Found this dude just chilling
July 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Found this dude just chilling
In observance of July 4th, go break the law.
July 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
In observance of July 4th, go break the law.
I'm officially part of a metal band! 🤘
June 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm officially part of a metal band! 🤘
"If someone uses violence against you, or the threat of violence, you have little recourse unless you also have violence or the threat of violence. We all want a nonviolent utopia, but that relies on everybody behaving. End that assumption, and it's violence all the way down."
-anonymous
-anonymous
June 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"If someone uses violence against you, or the threat of violence, you have little recourse unless you also have violence or the threat of violence. We all want a nonviolent utopia, but that relies on everybody behaving. End that assumption, and it's violence all the way down."
-anonymous
-anonymous
This cracked me up
June 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This cracked me up
When you've 🍉 reacted to you 5000th post, you unlock the golden 🍉
June 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When you've 🍉 reacted to you 5000th post, you unlock the golden 🍉
Trying out for a metal band today.
June 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trying out for a metal band today.
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Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
Reposted by Spike Reynolds
The way things are looking, the people in charge are trying to speedrun the fall of an empire.
Sternly worded letters won't help. Your elected representatives don't care.
There is no option left other than being their problem.
Sternly worded letters won't help. Your elected representatives don't care.
There is no option left other than being their problem.
June 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The way things are looking, the people in charge are trying to speedrun the fall of an empire.
Sternly worded letters won't help. Your elected representatives don't care.
There is no option left other than being their problem.
Sternly worded letters won't help. Your elected representatives don't care.
There is no option left other than being their problem.
People are talking shit about empathy now. This makes me equal parts sick to my stomach and super embarrassed at my dumbass 21 year old self who thought he was a libertarian
June 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
People are talking shit about empathy now. This makes me equal parts sick to my stomach and super embarrassed at my dumbass 21 year old self who thought he was a libertarian