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Spiewak
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Every time we send Jared out on diplomatic missions, he takes in billions for his “fund”, and the world gets more war and/or another genocide. I know the MAGA bench is down to a three-legged chihuahua/ex HS football coach and a Palm Beach socialite with leprosy, but here’s my pitch: no more Jared.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
JD Vance is in a one-man race to constantly redefine the word ‘schmuck’. I get why Bowen Yang wants to stop playing him, Vance is beyond parody.
April 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Or, “Super Rich Guy Spends Too Much On Girlfriend’s Gift So She’ll Stop Complaining About His ‘Dumb Spaceship’ Hobby”.
April 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Seems like a serious candidate. I’m looking forward to seeing what RFK Jr.’s Secretary of State 21 Savage can do on the world stage.
March 13, 2024 at 2:06 PM
The Hallmark Channel presents: “The Gilgo Beach Killer Family Christmas Special”
March 8, 2024 at 1:11 PM