I certainly hope they looked at more options than just schools, Target center, and the convention center. There are sooo many other options if they were willing to look at places they hadn’t held conventions at before.

Why did it quickly narrow down to the convention center and Target center? What other venues were considered besides those two and North High School?

There are more kids with measles in Texas than republicans in congress, with or without scruples

Oh the truth of this hurts my heart so

What, you don’t like getting high off dry erase marker fumes everyday?

Ahh!!! Gotta get my taxes done so I can spend my refund on a new machine that can actually run Civ VII

I want my democratic senators to be pulling fire alarms, flooding bathrooms, sticking forks in electric sockets, dropping stink bombs, releasing thousands of live crickets, anything they can to prevent “business as usual” from happening.

He’s less of an enforcer and more of an Evil Grand Vizier

I have heard nothing but horrible things about pretty much every aspect of that film.

Who are you and why have I been commanded to follow you like an obedient drone?

We told her to go ahead, and she retreated into the kitchen and we didn’t see her again. River (age 9) was pretty upset because she thought we were gonna get arrested, but she calmed down after we left

Yeah. We complained about the customer service and missing drinks from our order, the manager got super defensive, and my wife asked her to just go away. She then asked us to leave, my wife said not until we’re done eating, and she said she’d have to call the police.