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Silkie Spider
@spidersilk.bsky.social
Spider 33 🕷️ artist/musician

They/Fae/He
"looking california, feeling minnesota"
December 31, 2025 at 9:36 AM
*buzzer fail noise*
December 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Trick is not to add too much cheese and dont microwave it for very long. About a inch or a half inch of cheese is good, and remember not to pile it in the middle; that's the microwave's weak spot
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
When you say "genderswap" i guess that invokes a "binary" concept. The cishetero normative binary is something that everyone can go against regardless if they are cis, trans, non binary, etc. Take an individual and make them different from how they usually present.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hand washing is comparable to a dishwasher if you use the two basin method
August 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
For some reason that's how it is when you first start out, but curation can change it. I don't know how to do that without blocking accounts and creating a massive muted words list (heres a small snippet of mine)
April 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Men have periods and women piss on the seat
April 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Its me except I only wear boots I can shove my foot into
March 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Shred em up and put it in whatever. Banana bread, spaghetti, etc
March 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I think because they marinate the boiled egg in soy sauce & spices (ajitsuke tamago)
March 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They still can be, you could be living your best Baked Potato Life.
March 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Its true ☺️
March 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I enjoy your art and whatever you have to say with no judgement :) which is why I never comment, but silently support 🩷
March 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Maggot lair is my favorite butthole traversing map
March 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sarah palmer bar scene
March 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Yeah I guess we all deserve to die, including people who want to or fight to protect and steward the land. 🙄
March 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Thats a lot of words for "I think we need to control what people eat"
March 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM