Honestly, what the hell am I doing with my life

SPIDER-SOCIETY PSA: If anything you eat contains mint, lavender, cinnamon, citrus and “makes your tongue itch” or “is spicy”, that most likely means you’re allergic.

DO: Make your way to the medbay for an allergy test.
DO NOT: “Thug it out”. I’ll not lose a perfectly capable agent to anaphylaxis.

I’ve just now become aware of a hazing ritual for new members-- saying there’s money hidden in my desk to get them to sneak in my office when I’m not around. To clarify: there is no money, and if you stick your nose in my desk, all you’ll find is yourself thrown out the window. Thank you.

Being Spider-Man is a sacrifice; that’s what you sign up for.

I did NOT sign up for rip-off twitter just to “build rapport”.

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