Evil stepmom core

Here she is!!
She’s no poleaxe but I love her anyway 💜💚🖤

Our puppy dog went to a car show. You’re welcome

Look at this cool shell I found at the beach in SC

Disappointed by the lack of gators

Agh. At least someone who hates me thinks I’m hot

Does anybody wanna make armored clown cars that don’t suck?

God I miss who I was when I cared more

* owl noises*

I really gotta go back to doing makeup like this. I just lost all motivation after I got my snoot unfucked from an old break bc I had put so much of my energy into it bc of BDD

I miss back when it was fun and I wanna find more people who will let me do their makeup too

* Geiger counter noises*

Guess who I used as inspiration for this look lol

Look at our special little guy 🥺
When I go back in a couple of months I’m deff gonna take more pictures of snakes, lizards, turtles, tortoises, and froggies

It’ll be nice getting out of th house without fear of bozo Jesus

Birb

Be yourself

Bc you don’t seem that impressive trying to be me