Ian Kallen (he/him/his) 86 47
@spidaman.bsky.social
Long time tech nerd, native San Franciscan, advancing democratic reform & social justice but not a language cop. Also pursuing personal outlets (dad, sailing, music) while limiting attention on the social venues run by Musk & Zuckerberg.
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There were some typos in @realDonaldTrump’s post, I fixed it
MAGAs, your favorite president is trying to shitcan the Jeffrey Epstein Files again because he’ll do anything at all to deflect on how badly he smells like a pedophile and deeply corrupt in so many other subjects.
MAGAs, your favorite president is trying to shitcan the Jeffrey Epstein Files again because he’ll do anything at all to deflect on how badly he smells like a pedophile and deeply corrupt in so many other subjects.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
There were some typos in @realDonaldTrump’s post, I fixed it
MAGAs, your favorite president is trying to shitcan the Jeffrey Epstein Files again because he’ll do anything at all to deflect on how badly he smells like a pedophile and deeply corrupt in so many other subjects.
MAGAs, your favorite president is trying to shitcan the Jeffrey Epstein Files again because he’ll do anything at all to deflect on how badly he smells like a pedophile and deeply corrupt in so many other subjects.
I think I’m gonna put these on my car just to bait ICE to come fuck with me
September 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I think I’m gonna put these on my car just to bait ICE to come fuck with me
Maybe Gavin is finally redeeming himself for being so solicitous with Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon and their ilk on his podcast, his press office is on 🔥. It’s like they fed all of the Trump’s posts into an LLM and it’s pooping out critiques stylized like the Wannabe-Caesar himself.
August 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Maybe Gavin is finally redeeming himself for being so solicitous with Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon and their ilk on his podcast, his press office is on 🔥. It’s like they fed all of the Trump’s posts into an LLM and it’s pooping out critiques stylized like the Wannabe-Caesar himself.
It’s a tale as old as immigration itself. Is anyone surprised that there broad swaths of the workforce that only immigrants are willing to populate? Stephen Miller and Tom Homan can choke on it.
June 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s a tale as old as immigration itself. Is anyone surprised that there broad swaths of the workforce that only immigrants are willing to populate? Stephen Miller and Tom Homan can choke on it.
Fact: instead of depicting the gilded idiot occupying the white house as the pope, a far better use of AI is depicting his royal nonsenseness as a Seinfeld character.
May 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Fact: instead of depicting the gilded idiot occupying the white house as the pope, a far better use of AI is depicting his royal nonsenseness as a Seinfeld character.
Welcome to the age of Trumpflation. Asia does not approve.
April 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Welcome to the age of Trumpflation. Asia does not approve.
Welcome to the age of Trumpflation. Europe does not approve
April 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Welcome to the age of Trumpflation. Europe does not approve
Burn, Stephen Miller, burn.
April 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Burn, Stephen Miller, burn.
“Don’t let a man who can’t find the clit dictate your body” 🤣🤣🤣
April 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Don’t let a man who can’t find the clit dictate your body” 🤣🤣🤣
His mom didn’t answer so he’s trying to call Roy Cohn
April 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
His mom didn’t answer so he’s trying to call Roy Cohn
“Big protest in cities across the country on April 5th. Be there, will be wild!”
- March of the Penguins
- March of the Penguins
April 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“Big protest in cities across the country on April 5th. Be there, will be wild!”
- March of the Penguins
- March of the Penguins
Dogs have a keen sense of smell
March 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dogs have a keen sense of smell
Over seven weeks, Trumps rolled back rights for Americans who aren’t straight white men, elevated conspiracy whack-a-doos to positions of authority, alienated democratic allies, hung Ukraine out to dry, fellated the Putin and put the economy in freefall.
March 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Over seven weeks, Trumps rolled back rights for Americans who aren’t straight white men, elevated conspiracy whack-a-doos to positions of authority, alienated democratic allies, hung Ukraine out to dry, fellated the Putin and put the economy in freefall.
“There will be hell to pay”, all caps “DEAD”, really? What script from a B movie did he plagiarize this shit from? We all knew it’d be a big bad mistake for this country to elect that dumbo to POTUS again. Did we know it could actually get this bad though?
March 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“There will be hell to pay”, all caps “DEAD”, really? What script from a B movie did he plagiarize this shit from? We all knew it’d be a big bad mistake for this country to elect that dumbo to POTUS again. Did we know it could actually get this bad though?
Pushing allies into the arms of our adversaries. Unless he’s Putin’s trojan’s horse, it’s like Trump’s understanding of international affairs stopped in 6th grade. And if confronted with it, he’d probably say, “Wrong, no Trojans here, only raw dogging, covfefe Canada, bigly”
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Pushing allies into the arms of our adversaries. Unless he’s Putin’s trojan’s horse, it’s like Trump’s understanding of international affairs stopped in 6th grade. And if confronted with it, he’d probably say, “Wrong, no Trojans here, only raw dogging, covfefe Canada, bigly”