There is just no feeling like learning you are truly alone in the world.

The internet made a huge deal about bringing back the 1920s, but they brought back everything except the fashion and the parties.

Chicago’s biggest export seems to be world leaders with African heritage. #blackpope #latinopope

“Uh Oh! Water go place. Not mouth.”

“I’m drunk drunk but not pee in the washer drunk”

At a bachelorette party. quotes incoming.

Got married this weekend. That was cool.