Ken Jennings could do anything he wanted to me
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Ken Jennings could do anything he wanted to me
Small cup light ice NO FIZZ, points for the pretty glass 2/10
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Small cup light ice NO FIZZ, points for the pretty glass 2/10
Door dash delivered me a warm can and all the cups at the air bnb have fireball in them. Extra points for curing my hangover 7/10 I <3 Nashville
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Door dash delivered me a warm can and all the cups at the air bnb have fireball in them. Extra points for curing my hangover 7/10 I <3 Nashville
Good ice, good cup, one point off because it’s Diet Pepsi 9/10
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Good ice, good cup, one point off because it’s Diet Pepsi 9/10
No cup no ice no lemon, but it was brought to me in bed 7/10
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
No cup no ice no lemon, but it was brought to me in bed 7/10
Points added for unique presentation and ice 8/10
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Points added for unique presentation and ice 8/10
No ice in this Diet Coke either, but slightly better presentation 7/10
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
No ice in this Diet Coke either, but slightly better presentation 7/10
No ice in my Diet Coke?????? You should be shot.
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
No ice in my Diet Coke?????? You should be shot.
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I actually saw Santa last night. He's got a whole new vibe. Looks like he hit up the Boot Barn and got swagged out in mid-tier Western wear for suburanite divorcees. His gator boots really made the fit tho.
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I actually saw Santa last night. He's got a whole new vibe. Looks like he hit up the Boot Barn and got swagged out in mid-tier Western wear for suburanite divorcees. His gator boots really made the fit tho.
*drinking cranberry juice at work*
Everyone is pointing and laughing.
They know I have a UTI.
They know I have sinned carnally. Shame descends on my line for eternity.
I will never recover.
Everyone is pointing and laughing.
They know I have a UTI.
They know I have sinned carnally. Shame descends on my line for eternity.
I will never recover.
May 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
*drinking cranberry juice at work*
Everyone is pointing and laughing.
They know I have a UTI.
They know I have sinned carnally. Shame descends on my line for eternity.
I will never recover.
Everyone is pointing and laughing.
They know I have a UTI.
They know I have sinned carnally. Shame descends on my line for eternity.
I will never recover.
Take away his truck and his penis
April 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Take away his truck and his penis
I’m 4 seasons in, and all I want to know is when do Fitz, Olivia, and Jake finally have a threesome in Scandal????
March 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m 4 seasons in, and all I want to know is when do Fitz, Olivia, and Jake finally have a threesome in Scandal????
Don’t you love when ur best friends start planning a trip to Costa Rica and don’t invite you?
March 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Don’t you love when ur best friends start planning a trip to Costa Rica and don’t invite you?
Who says chivalry is dead?
February 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Who says chivalry is dead?
Whoever invented hurricane shots is my hero. I just got tipped $80 to slap someone at work. Every girls dream💅✨
February 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Whoever invented hurricane shots is my hero. I just got tipped $80 to slap someone at work. Every girls dream💅✨
Was tricked into downloading PokemonGo recently. Thinking about going all in. Anyone want to see the new Sonic movie, LARP, stutter and hide from pretty women? DMs open.
February 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Was tricked into downloading PokemonGo recently. Thinking about going all in. Anyone want to see the new Sonic movie, LARP, stutter and hide from pretty women? DMs open.
This years Halloween costume. I- of course- will be daddy in the iconic daddy and the boy duo. Accepting “boy” applications now.
February 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This years Halloween costume. I- of course- will be daddy in the iconic daddy and the boy duo. Accepting “boy” applications now.
