my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

Sif the Great Gray Wolf is a big, mean, and bad dog who hit me with a sword. I'm proud to have killed her & I'm glad she's dead

I am the Jane Goodall of incels

I do that thing that vet techs with bad tattoos do where they watch die hard or nightmare before Christmas every Christmas except I do it with every valentines day with that scene in Freddy Got Fingered where he jacks off the horse

Happy Valentine's Day to my ex coworker who called me at 2am the night before her wedding. And to my hot friend who might be my cousin.

Knee deep in the back of my car
And I'm eating you out
Are you Megatron now

Do you think Romulus and Remus had dysphoria about how many nipples they had

Your pussy is wack and your blade is cast from pig iron

It's fucking Phascomon Friday you stupid piece of shit

I have the demiurge tatted on my tits for the same reason that Diddy Kong's hat says "NINTENDO" in super smash bros

I forgot this was on my phone

I hate the torture obelisk