Andor shows you what can be achieved in a Star Wars universe with good writing and acting. It just raises your hopes too high.

In fairness, Lucas aimed the original movies at children. Maybe the prequel trilogy was created for children someone didn't like?

I'm seeing it because I'm looking at your Bluesky post instead of my depressing GW team captained by Chris Wood.

Mateta has better fixtures than Mbeumo in GW30-31 so I'd use the transfer unless you need that for something else later. Shame for Cunha owners - Wolves have a couple of good fixtures.

AM Moyes.

If Everton get any sort of result against Leicester then it should work out well for you.

I agree on Gabriel's goal threat, but playing devil's advocate how many goals will he have at the end of the season? It would be nice to see more frequent clean sheet points as well as the occasional goal.

I don't plan to sell him, but could bench him next GW in favour of Robinson (vs lei).

Honestly? Sometimes it's like we look for an excuse to get angry. Surely Beni was just joking around.

Crystal Palace, Fulham and Chelsea all have good fixtures so how about:

Lewis - hold for now since this GW is a good fixture, but then swap for Munoz or Robinson.

Semenyo - Sarr or Eze. Enzo could also work.

Raul - Isak is the only forward really shining. Mateta? Wissa has mixed fixtures.

Brilliantly funny post.

My youngest innocently asked me "Daddy, do Hearts make you happy?"

I told him if I wanted to be happy I'd support a good team instead.

The sentence "surely he will get a start at..." could be set as a hopeful keyboard shortcut for every time we bring in a Liverpool midfielder who isn't Egyptian.

The Liverpool fixtures from GW18 on are great even if Salah gets a rest at some point. Any plans to bring back the Egyptian? It would take a few moves unless you sacrificed Palmer, which is risky.

Brentford's next six fixtures are: avl NEW che NFO bha ARS. Some tricky games for a player not on form.