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✨️Your favorite seriously-unserious art plug. 🤪✨️
HOW DARE THIS FUCK ASS FEVER GET ME ON THE LAST STRETCH OF THE YEAR!!!
a man wearing a wig and sunglasses says am i alive
ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses says am i alive
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December 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Got put on gym banishment by my trainer for the week because of my chronic inability to rest. Apparently, I had blown out my right leg thinking it was just regular muscle soreness and I could work through it. 🙂‍↔️
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
😤This whole weeks aggravation just tanked me. 😮‍💨
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When your milk expires on your Birthday - cause same 🥛✨️
August 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me vs. my period induced psychosis episodes
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
👁👄👁 My poor white pale legs! 🤣😭 WHY!!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Whoa. There is currently a stand-off between police and the crackhouse next door. 👁👄👁 Spooky.
March 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The top was cute in theory~
March 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Caught up with an old coworker from my last job. I'm so glad I left when I did. 😩🫶
February 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I am so angry with myself. I was super tired and prepping to take my shot when I was surprised to not feel anything.....😦 I FORGOT TO TAKE THE FUCKING GUARD OFF. Now I have to wait til Monday to do the reorder call of shame.
February 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I have reached the weird phase of my slow (but steady) weight loss where I'm still too spooked to grab new jeans....I bought a belt. 😵‍💫
February 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Damn. I just got off the phone with my little brother to wish him a happy birthday for our biannual info dump and he sounds like a fucking dude now.
LMFAO it's sounds stupid, but it kinda struck my older sibling center and now I'm all misty n SHIT
December 31, 2024 at 6:13 PM
✨️I officially turned over my keys and filled out my exit sheets as of today. 👁👄👁🎉
Cheers to going into the new year with a new position!
December 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Possibly welcoming the new year with a new day job.🤫 Will update more as things develop
December 19, 2024 at 2:31 PM
GETTING A VEHICLE UPGRADE WAS NOT ON THE END-OF-YEAR BINGO CARD - BUT HERE WE ARE
November 30, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Shout out to one of my favorite mugs
November 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Made a year at the day job ✨️
November 13, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I hate how freaked out I get at the dentist. Like brain, quit being embarrassing- There are people going through fucking worse.
October 7, 2024 at 2:52 PM
***TW: painful boring adult post***

Purchased a waterpik yesterday and it has been ROUTINE ALTERING in the best way- holy shit. 🗣✨️✨️
September 25, 2024 at 3:34 AM
13 years dude 🙂‍↔️🫰✨️
April 16, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Newest (reluctant) shift lead 🥲🫡✨️
We'll see how long this will last. 😮‍💨
January 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Merry Merry and I can't wait for this fucking year to end.
December 25, 2023 at 8:01 PM
PLEASE!! WHY DO I HAVE TO FEEL LIKE A CONGESTED PIECE OF SHIT THE DAY BEFORE THE DENTIST! 😭😭 I'm so wiped out from dealing with work. My healths taking a sudden dip but also my hubby going on almost a month of just struggling to kick his crud. 😮‍💨 I just want to stop struggling to exist.
December 7, 2023 at 5:03 AM