spicebatgirl.bsky.social
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Going out to shop with the family after we’ve all had several meltdowns this morning, what could possibly go wrong out in the wild!
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I volunteered to help with Girl Scout cookie sales this year then immediately questioned my sanity.
September 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I would love to help you with that but I’m pretty busy listening to the Rage Against the Machine musical catalog.
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’m going to need the Alien Earth people to put an eye patch on that damn sheep.
September 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Posts of gigantic birds with creepy faces should be banned. I don’t need that random jump scare when I am doomscrolling.
August 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Everglades Detention Camp is inhumane, and DeSantis must shut it down immediately. Add your name now. sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...
Stop the Everglades Detention Camp!
The Everglades Detention Camp is inhumane, and DeSantis must shut it down immediately. Add your name now.
sign.moveon.org
July 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
And the award for Best Actress goes to me, for silently screaming after shutting the door of the closet on my fingertip as my daughter slept behind me.
July 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My daughter asked why I was getting ice this morning and I responded “the ice machine at work doesn’t work half the time…and I relate to that, actually.”
July 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’ve eaten Little Caesar’s pizza the past couple of days and let me tell you I was so sweaty on the treadmill, it was clearly my body’s way of telling me to do better.
June 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Happy Pride! 🎉
June 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I will forever wish for the @isawpod.bsky.social episode discussing Sinners.
May 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It sounds like someone is walking around in very slow circles in our attic and now I am regretting every true crime podcast I ever listened to.
May 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
A fun fact about me is I love horror movies but I have to look away when I am rinsing ketchup off of plates because it grosses me out.
March 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Air conditioned car seats are a year round gift when you’re in perimenopause.
March 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I forgot to order the Adventurefuls WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME COOKIE SEASON WOULD BE SO SOUL DESTROYING
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Adrien Brody, more like Adrien BORE ME, amIright?
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“Losing a Mom is rough.” What I said to a coworker whose Mom passed away.
“My mom died once.” What I almost said.
February 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Am I the asshole if I rarely participate in the family text thread and still post a link there if they want to buy Girl Scout cookies?
February 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The ice machine at work is broken so clearly America has not been made great again yet.
February 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@rozhernandez.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you! #evplease
February 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“Alexa, play Hell by Sleater-Kinney on an infinite loop.”
February 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Here to confirm that singing along loudly in the car to the Tori Amos song “Little Earthquakes” is still extremely cathartic.
February 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Actual photo of how many of us feel right now. (Also actual photo of the effects of wind.)
February 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think my favorite part of this month is how anything that normally might have just given me pause instead put me on the verge of tears.
January 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM