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I forget what 8 is for.
Where's my hand basket
I expected a lot more evil and a lot less stupid
Where's my hand basket
I expected a lot more evil and a lot less stupid
Did not have "nothing to see here, move along" on the bingo card.
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Did not have "nothing to see here, move along" on the bingo card.
Trashed panda is my secret spirit animal.
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Trashed panda is my secret spirit animal.
Nothing like creases on polyester to cause the confidence to crash and burn.
December 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nothing like creases on polyester to cause the confidence to crash and burn.
Tis the season to find others being a bit brisk, curt, and often down right craptacular. Remember Hanlon's Razor
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tis the season to find others being a bit brisk, curt, and often down right craptacular. Remember Hanlon's Razor
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
Whomever thought 5 cup coffee makers was a good idea was absolutely, unequivocally wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Whomever thought 5 cup coffee makers was a good idea was absolutely, unequivocally wrong.
If you have one of those giant skeletons, be the hero we need right now.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you have one of those giant skeletons, be the hero we need right now.
Because sometimes we need a little piece of good in the world. We can now track migration of monarch butterflies.
monarchjointventure.org/blog/revolut...
monarchjointventure.org/blog/revolut...
Revolutionary tracking study follows monarch butterflies to Mexico…
Over 400 ultra-light transmitters deployed by over 20 partner organizations deliver unprecedented, individual-level view of monarch migration using…
monarchjointventure.org
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Because sometimes we need a little piece of good in the world. We can now track migration of monarch butterflies.
monarchjointventure.org/blog/revolut...
monarchjointventure.org/blog/revolut...
Sure, you fix the fee that were holding me back. How are you going to fix the real problem, the lack of a wife?
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sure, you fix the fee that were holding me back. How are you going to fix the real problem, the lack of a wife?
Wild late night thought: If politicians were the paid the median income for the area the represent and lobbying and side hustles were banned they'd have some small incentive to actually represent the people that voted them in.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Wild late night thought: If politicians were the paid the median income for the area the represent and lobbying and side hustles were banned they'd have some small incentive to actually represent the people that voted them in.
Unless times have changed that much, renters aren't allowed to do major renovations.
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Unless times have changed that much, renters aren't allowed to do major renovations.
The news won't show you these images*
Fierce, unruly joy in Portland at the emergency naked bike ride
October 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The news won't show you these images*
This is an example of good marketing.
Dog With Underbite Named Phteven
YouTube video by WeRateDogs
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September 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is an example of good marketing.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch Hedberg
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Why doesn't my translation app a Trump option? Seriously, WTactualF?
KILMEADE: Is the message to the right, the people that are gonna go 'I want revenge,' not to have revenge?
TRUMP: You want revenge at the voter box. But unfortunately we don't have so many ballot boxes because they have mailed in voting, which is totally rigged.
TRUMP: You want revenge at the voter box. But unfortunately we don't have so many ballot boxes because they have mailed in voting, which is totally rigged.
September 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Why doesn't my translation app a Trump option? Seriously, WTactualF?
Having hidden under my desk in case of nuclear war, understood my brain is a fried egg, days long wars, xkmlr coded terror threats it's hard to oust the appropriate feelings toward the current downfall pc civilization as I know it.
September 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Having hidden under my desk in case of nuclear war, understood my brain is a fried egg, days long wars, xkmlr coded terror threats it's hard to oust the appropriate feelings toward the current downfall pc civilization as I know it.
Why do places act like changing an antiquated paper system over to an electronic one is so expensive and difficult? Especially when most of their system is already online? I'll take your paper form and make it fillable in 10 minutes for free just so I don't have to deal with people.
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why do places act like changing an antiquated paper system over to an electronic one is so expensive and difficult? Especially when most of their system is already online? I'll take your paper form and make it fillable in 10 minutes for free just so I don't have to deal with people.
Ahhh yes, paper voting is the best. I recall the great state of FL having a great Halloween costume idea of dangling Chads. Or what that not a paper thing? Memory is weird like that.
August 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Ahhh yes, paper voting is the best. I recall the great state of FL having a great Halloween costume idea of dangling Chads. Or what that not a paper thing? Memory is weird like that.
@orlpride.com #newsl if you haven't seen it yet those of us at home when Orlando vs kc starts again it will be on CBS sports. Thanks CBS and planners this sucks.
August 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@orlpride.com #newsl if you haven't seen it yet those of us at home when Orlando vs kc starts again it will be on CBS sports. Thanks CBS and planners this sucks.
Was thinking of planning a trip to Alaska. Do I need a passport? Asking for a friend.
August 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Was thinking of planning a trip to Alaska. Do I need a passport? Asking for a friend.
I'm not saying I had a better weekend than you but at least one of us knows someone who got to pee in a cyber truck.
August 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm not saying I had a better weekend than you but at least one of us knows someone who got to pee in a cyber truck.
The last time we shrank the federal workforce.
The last time we shrank the federal workforce : Planet Money
If you cut every single federal job President Donald Trump wants to cut, how much money would that save? A president has tried to massively shrink the size of the federal government before. It was in ...
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July 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The last time we shrank the federal workforce.
TIL that if you hold a key with a bunch of papers it looks like you are doing something incredibly important.
July 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TIL that if you hold a key with a bunch of papers it looks like you are doing something incredibly important.
At least the world chaos has given perspectives about anything personal or professional. It's like oh bad day at the office, hold my beer and here's a munitions malfunction, list or no list, weather phenomenon that hasn't happened In a millenna.
July 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
At least the world chaos has given perspectives about anything personal or professional. It's like oh bad day at the office, hold my beer and here's a munitions malfunction, list or no list, weather phenomenon that hasn't happened In a millenna.
How come cell phone companies and internet companies don't use Ai (or a simple script) to monitor weather alerts and send out messages on our phones? Probably a better use than the kids dropping acid and using it for analyzing their trips.
July 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
How come cell phone companies and internet companies don't use Ai (or a simple script) to monitor weather alerts and send out messages on our phones? Probably a better use than the kids dropping acid and using it for analyzing their trips.