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Samuel "the Other" Harris (he/him)
@spharris86.bsky.social
Teacher, history and economics nerd, awkward in public. Born to be cold, forced to live in the heat. Gould-Harris if ya nasty.
the french horn being a brass instrument while the english horn is a woodwind is like the most french/english rivalry thing i think i've ever heard.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Sometimes I get something stuck in my head and I can't function until I see it. And some sometimes I have to do it myself. I give you, @samreich.bsky.social reimagined as Bob Dylan. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @vicmmic.bsky.social @ @dropout.tv plz tag others i'm runningoutofcharactersohnohereit
September 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the devil whispered in my ear "you're not strong enough to withstand the storm" and i whispered back "omg r u flirting with me bc uwu 👉👈"
September 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
really bummed they decided to end the world *now*. like bro i was hoping to drown in crippling debt, anxiety, and rising sea waters caused by melting glaciers tf do you mean it's just plain old nuclear war.
June 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I have drunk
the baja blast
that was in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for oblivion remastered

forgive me
it was hella rad
so green
and so cold
May 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trans rights are human rights. You exist. You are valid. You are loved. You are exactly who you should be.
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
why is it called "the pacific northwest" like there's a pacific northeast
March 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
surely appeasement will work *this* time.
March 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
when will the radical left do a sick nose grind down the capitol steps
March 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
*peon whispering in ear* well this is embarrassing. turns out, falling in love with you *was* part of the plan.
March 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
2chainz? In this economy?
February 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
they say we only use 10% of our brains. one time for a recipe we found online and then they just go bad in the back of the fridge.
February 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
me: really wish there was one place where i could get a length of galvanized aluminum pipe, a new grill, dippin' dots, nerf guns, a wind chime, a novelty fedora with a propeller on top, and send a letter.

ace hardware, tipping a novelty fedora: m'lady...
February 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Samuel "the Other" Harris (he/him)
Leonard Peltier has made it to North Dakota! The temperatures are bitter cold today, but our hearts and spirits are on FIRE for our Elder and Leksi (Uncle) Leonard. ❤️‍🔥

Read our press release for more about Leonard's welcome home event tomorrow ndnco.cc/lphomepr
February 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
if you didn't have the kind of grandma who baked, what were the best cookies she had and why were they the snackwells devil's food cookies.
February 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
super cool that there wasn't enough class division with "lower/working", "middle", and "upper" so we had to add more
February 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
still upset we just let cliffhanger unambiguously end
February 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the more you listen to 'oye como va' the more powerful George Lopez becomes. he will one day destroy us all.
February 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"My name is Pokemandias, Kangaskhan of Kinglers, look upon my Golurks, ye Mightyena and despair!"
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My pronouns are he/him, because I could never be "they".
February 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
do i wanna finally get to the show every one of my friends has been talking about how amazing and visionary it is and telling me i need to watch so we can talk about it or do i wanna rewatch 30 rock and the noise boys episodes for the 27th time, hm.
February 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
so *this* is what's raising concerns about his ability to serve.
February 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
John Wilkes Booth, two hours later: "Oh, *headshot*!"
February 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Despite what the federal government seems to think, it's still Black History Month, trans people exist and are valid, diversity enriches the fabric of our country, and you have more in common with minimum-wage workers than you do with billionaires (who shouldn't exist).

Kthxbai!
February 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM