Shawn Fitzgerald
@spf1227.bsky.social
BELIEVE THE EPSTEIN SURVIVORS.
Going on a lot of long walks.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Going on a lot of long walks.
MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Even if they screwed up and told the actual truth once or twice, I still wouldn’t believe them. Or trust them.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Even if they screwed up and told the actual truth once or twice, I still wouldn’t believe them. Or trust them.
Scum. Utter fucking scum.
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Scum. Utter fucking scum.
No ketchup bottle is safe tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
No ketchup bottle is safe tonight.
Why can’t she just do us a solid and stop breathing?
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Why can’t she just do us a solid and stop breathing?
And now, of course, people are buying into his $2,000 Tariff Dividend nonsense.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
And now, of course, people are buying into his $2,000 Tariff Dividend nonsense.
I got it! A zombie 007.
“Bond of the Dead.”
“Bond of the Dead.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I got it! A zombie 007.
“Bond of the Dead.”
“Bond of the Dead.”
“You’ll keep fighting?” Oh, you mean you’re going to wake the fuck up and actually do something? HA!
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“You’ll keep fighting?” Oh, you mean you’re going to wake the fuck up and actually do something? HA!
With the amount of shit she's full of, I could start a fertilizer company.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
With the amount of shit she's full of, I could start a fertilizer company.
No, I think that is going to be spot on. Unfortunately. :(
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
No, I think that is going to be spot on. Unfortunately. :(
“Hegseth…are they saying ‘BOO’ or ‘BOO-urns’?”
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Hegseth…are they saying ‘BOO’ or ‘BOO-urns’?”
Ooooh, maybe we’ll get our $2K in Trump bitcoin! Either that or magic beans.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ooooh, maybe we’ll get our $2K in Trump bitcoin! Either that or magic beans.
I’d say that they’re coming out of the woodwork…but that happened quite a long time ago.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’d say that they’re coming out of the woodwork…but that happened quite a long time ago.
Great way to start your campaign for governor, Elise. What a moron.
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Great way to start your campaign for governor, Elise. What a moron.
When asked how he was feeling, all Catsimatdis could say were three letters: “AAAAAAA…EEEEEE…OOOOO!”
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When asked how he was feeling, all Catsimatdis could say were three letters: “AAAAAAA…EEEEEE…OOOOO!”