Wonderful excuse to post car
Art by @nequiinox.bsky.social

Mario please control yourself

I'm cooking I swear

OMG I COMPLETELY MISSED THE MASTERPIECE
But that's not your masterpiece of the year...
This is

Hmm... Very similar result at first glance. But I think it matches my feelings closer than your result

It's been two years, down to the DAY, since @shaarkbait.bsky.social designed Jamie, my cringesona.
Today, they finished this brand-new ref sheet!
The glow-up is visible

Based salad enjoyer

I mean... LOOK AT IT

>be me
>buy cookie dough
>follow prep instructions poorly
>cookies taste amazing anyway

This has real "we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing" energy.

I *knew* this creature seemed familiar...

As someone who keeps this monstrosity on their computer desk at all times, this thought troubles me...

Anyone else feel like this guy when using a weedwhacker??

Shhhh... They're on a stealth mission

I've been turned into a Minecraft skin! AGAIN!! Except this time I paid @akaseraph.bsky.social to do it, so I look at least 80% more adorbs (the old one was done by me)

GUys I'm a Minecraft skin now HELP FKFKGJKSJGJFHFJ

I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me. I have PLANS that I CANNOT share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me but I have some stuff in the works

My lil bro just referred to a dog as an "oppressed minority" and I don't know whadda do 😭

The dog in question btw: