Dawn Dishsoap Chugger
@spethalo.bsky.social
You’re laughing? The autistic one is being outed from the friend group and you’re laughing?
June 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You’re laughing? The autistic one is being outed from the friend group and you’re laughing?
Tale as old as time
January 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Tale as old as time
Zuckerberg’s change in behavior can be directly tied back to the failure of the Facebook Phone
January 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Zuckerberg’s change in behavior can be directly tied back to the failure of the Facebook Phone
“It’s just stuff” is next level dumbassery. It’s not like the fire just burnt their belongings. The whole house is gone!
January 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“It’s just stuff” is next level dumbassery. It’s not like the fire just burnt their belongings. The whole house is gone!
I remember when billionaires didn’t change their entire policy based on the current president
January 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I remember when billionaires didn’t change their entire policy based on the current president
I’m doing my part to make Threads the Mark Zuckerberg Misinformation Platform. MZMP for the knowers
January 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m doing my part to make Threads the Mark Zuckerberg Misinformation Platform. MZMP for the knowers
Bluesky will never succeed until I don’t have to go to someone’s account to mute them
November 22, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Bluesky will never succeed until I don’t have to go to someone’s account to mute them
Lot of talk about which bathroom to use from people who don’t wash their ass
November 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Lot of talk about which bathroom to use from people who don’t wash their ass
The only “maxing” I wanna hear about is climaxing from the safety of the corner table near the ice cream machine at Golden Corral
November 21, 2024 at 4:12 AM
The only “maxing” I wanna hear about is climaxing from the safety of the corner table near the ice cream machine at Golden Corral
Future crimes in America will be punishable by having to compete in the Mr. Beast games. The game is selected at random. Your other option will be one of the many camps
November 21, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Future crimes in America will be punishable by having to compete in the Mr. Beast games. The game is selected at random. Your other option will be one of the many camps
Running a fan account is basically being a drop shipper
November 21, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Running a fan account is basically being a drop shipper
Getting paid by Matt Gaetz by check just to have it bounce
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Getting paid by Matt Gaetz by check just to have it bounce
RFK Jr. to make school meals consist of roadkill protein
November 15, 2024 at 3:26 AM
RFK Jr. to make school meals consist of roadkill protein
It would be could if we could use FOIA to get the House Ethics Committee to release everything they have on Matt Gaetz
November 15, 2024 at 3:17 AM
It would be could if we could use FOIA to get the House Ethics Committee to release everything they have on Matt Gaetz
We agree that Trump’s secret police is called the Thumbstapo yeah? Yeah
November 14, 2024 at 5:48 AM
We agree that Trump’s secret police is called the Thumbstapo yeah? Yeah
He’s going to have the White House replace all the logos with shitty AI versions lmao
November 13, 2024 at 5:00 AM
He’s going to have the White House replace all the logos with shitty AI versions lmao
It’s never been more Joever
July 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
It’s never been more Joever
I’d shit the bed but the dog already did
March 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I’d shit the bed but the dog already did
Thanks to woke Rick Astley is now both giving you up and letting you go. Desertion is imminent
February 22, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Thanks to woke Rick Astley is now both giving you up and letting you go. Desertion is imminent
The nicotine headache only makes me stronger
February 22, 2024 at 2:55 AM
The nicotine headache only makes me stronger
They call me Shit Hands because I always have shit on my hands
February 20, 2024 at 2:21 AM
They call me Shit Hands because I always have shit on my hands
Me on every early morning Delta flight
On second thought a breakfast of Sun Chips and soda was perhaps not the wisest choice I could have made this morning
February 18, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Me on every early morning Delta flight
I would like to take a moment of silence for every load that didn’t become my children. I hardly knew you and gone too young
February 18, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I would like to take a moment of silence for every load that didn’t become my children. I hardly knew you and gone too young
Who’s a guy gotta blow to get some blow
February 18, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Who’s a guy gotta blow to get some blow
That’s it. Posting’s over
February 18, 2024 at 12:09 AM
That’s it. Posting’s over