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spessfan.bsky.social
JohnPigSaw♾️
@spessfan.bsky.social
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Average SS13 player, find me as JohnPigSaw/Joshua Isaman, find me on Goonstation.

He/Him pronouns btw

I have Autism and ADHD.

Joined Oct. 19th, 2023
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Screwdrivers as weapons in other SS13 servers: aren’t really that good and honestly a knife is just outright better than it
Screwdrivers on Goonstation or some reason:
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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CHAIRON NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
A weird blob crying and screaming.
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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An image of Budd Dwyer pulling out the gun he would, then, shoot himself on live TV with, also with the caption “Oh boy a meatball marinara! From my favorite Italian restaurant!”
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
spessfan.bsky.social
“Why are Asians so good at gaming?”
The survivorship bias plane
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Man I’m fucking bored
A GIF of Broly shooting a laser out of his mouth with the caption: *my parents arguing, almost about to overprice* 7 year old me who just ate a 3 months expired yogurt:
September 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
spessfan.bsky.social
He is plotting against you.
A bald eagle wrapped up in a white towel. Its claws and the angle the image is taken at make it seem like the bald eagle is very angry, and plotting something against you.
September 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
spessfan.bsky.social
I think 3.5 million pops is a bit too much to unlock a tower NGL
The image that’s shown on screen when you unlock the Desperado monkey in BTD6
August 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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SPIRIT AIRLINES FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY
SMOKING THAT SPIRIT AIRLINES PACK
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
spessfan.bsky.social
1,000 MORE FAN-MADE ASTARTES CHAPTERS
August 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
spessfan.bsky.social
10,000 MORE SANDWICHES TO HE THROWN AT FEDERAL
AGENTS
An iconic image of Patrick winning at Basketball, art by @ynkimart
August 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
spessfan.bsky.social
GIGA-BASED
A ban report from an SS13 server
August 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I’m so fucking scared what the hell is that
An image of the “Armenian Corey” meme right outside of a window in a safe room in L4D2
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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An edit of a comic by @absutenutcase162 where SpongeBob is replaced by a Greytider from SS13 Evidence of the average Greytider, somehow, scaling to planetary level.
August 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
spessfan.bsky.social
Mfw I start realizing how spoiled rotten command mains are:
A poor man realizing how spoiled the rich girl behind her is, image taken from the movie parasite. Also anyone notice the insane word limit on alt text???
August 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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September 4th

September 4th
The red chicken (sorry forgot his name) from that one movie looking at something The red chicken (sorry forgot his name) from that one movie looking at the camera
August 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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A cat smiling like 😬, the cat also looks like a Bat.
August 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Average GTFO experience:
August 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Literally made a folder in my phone called “greatest of all time” for images like this.
2 cards against humanity cards, the first one says “As a mom of five rambunctious boys, I’m no stranger to ___.” And the white one below it says “An Oedipus complex.”
August 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Fuck the word limit.
Technological advance is an inherently iterative process. One does not simply take sand from the beach and produce a Dataprobe. We use crude tools to fashion better tools, and then our better tools to fashion more precise tools, and so on. Each minor refinement is a step in the process, and all of the steps must be taken. — Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri
July 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I can’t fucking believe this panel is real
A comic panel from the Anime/Manga Baki where some character is staring straightforward, and below him is a bunch of identical images of himself.
July 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
spessfan.bsky.social
Why are the tags on porn sites like
A man wearing a red shirt that says “keep calm and goon” saying “god, I love fat women.” While pointing to a woman that has next-to-no body fat and very large breasts and thighs.
July 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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They doin this to interrogator Rannick rn
A piece of artwork from the fanmade Warhammer 40K series “descendant degeneration” of a man (likely an officer of the imperial guard or a planetary defense force) being executed with a laspistol up to the back of his head next to a pit of some unknown black boiling hot liquid.
July 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Guys I’m going outside to touch grass could anyone tell me what direction it is?
An image from the surface of Venus An image from the surface of mars or Venus, I don’t know which
July 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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“The point of SS13/14 is to have a job-“
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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The emperor as soon as he saw the Primarchs after they where born (assuming the theories are true)
An image of a cat with 4 of its kittens, the gamma has been turned down and a caption says “one of you is going to betray me.”
July 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM