kass
spervince.bsky.social
kass
@spervince.bsky.social
any pronouns - funniest person alive but only sometimes. enjoyer of lots of things
are you ever going to play cultic on stream again mr stares at?
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
a predator movie from the yautja perspective following the normal formula would be so fucking boring at Best. shut up & watch the found family adventure film, yautja culture sucks
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
if you didnt like the OG (which is so sad – the macho bullshit men getting hunted is the point!) try prey 2022. same director as badlands, and one of the best pred movies ever
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i cant get outwardly mad or upset by this either, because this is the normal 99.99999% of people experience and the solution for few people who do get upset is get your own lover
September 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
then im left in the lurch bc i dont know where to stand now because we've always been intimately close and the one thing i would hate more than this is hurting their relationship, so i have to awkwardly poke around my own home until i find a new place to fit in this new equation
September 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
we spent all our time together, i was always your plus one, i was the one sharing your bed and time and feelings, i become a fixture in the household, then some other guy wanders in and takes my place because he wants to kiss you also. okay
September 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
its a really weird loneliness bc nothings changed really, im just as close with them as always, but >I< know im not the first choice anymore. like we were close enough to become synomous with the other, but now they have a place i literally cant step into and im left behind
September 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
and by broken up with i mean the friends i am not-dating get actual lovers
September 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
thats hilarious cuz on american tiktok genma gets only half jokingly lauded for being so good yet still being a normal background character minding his business. cultural differences
September 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
'dont hit me in the dick with the fidget slug'
June 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
'im not trying to give you a prostate orgasm with the fidget slug'
June 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
as in wrestling over like MANNNNN
June 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM