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🚨BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood to deport herself to please roundabout-painters.
"I have listened to the concerns of the flag-shagging community and they've made it clear their main issue is they don't like my 'sort'. To that end I've agreed with Sir Keir that it's best I go back 'where I came from'."
"I have listened to the concerns of the flag-shagging community and they've made it clear their main issue is they don't like my 'sort'. To that end I've agreed with Sir Keir that it's best I go back 'where I came from'."
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
🚨BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood to deport herself to please roundabout-painters.
"I have listened to the concerns of the flag-shagging community and they've made it clear their main issue is they don't like my 'sort'. To that end I've agreed with Sir Keir that it's best I go back 'where I came from'."
"I have listened to the concerns of the flag-shagging community and they've made it clear their main issue is they don't like my 'sort'. To that end I've agreed with Sir Keir that it's best I go back 'where I came from'."
Sir Keir Starmer and Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood have wished train-stabbing hero Samir Zitouni a speedy recovery, as they are hoping to deport him by Christmas.
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sir Keir Starmer and Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood have wished train-stabbing hero Samir Zitouni a speedy recovery, as they are hoping to deport him by Christmas.
We all hate that non-apology apology, but it'd be so funny if the BBC did a press release saying "We apologise unreservedly....IF....Mr Trump felt we had misrepresented him."
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We all hate that non-apology apology, but it'd be so funny if the BBC did a press release saying "We apologise unreservedly....IF....Mr Trump felt we had misrepresented him."
Labour: Why do we keep losing support from the left? I just don't get it.
Labour MP: ....
Labour MP: ....
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Labour: Why do we keep losing support from the left? I just don't get it.
Labour MP: ....
Labour MP: ....
Undeliverable promises and letting people down? Well, at least Labour are talking about something they know a lot about.
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Undeliverable promises and letting people down? Well, at least Labour are talking about something they know a lot about.
Trump really doesn't like it when you draw attention away from him - even by dying.
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Trump really doesn't like it when you draw attention away from him - even by dying.
We always thought Inspector Clouseau was a bit of an offensive stereotype, but it seems he was an astonishingly accurate portrait of French detectives.
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We always thought Inspector Clouseau was a bit of an offensive stereotype, but it seems he was an astonishingly accurate portrait of French detectives.
"The British people want the unvarnished complete truth, daily we are being assaulted...."
Says Pakistan-born racist Ben Habib.
I have no problem with where he was born (though he would of others), but I do dislike the fact he's a racist sack of shit.
Says Pakistan-born racist Ben Habib.
I have no problem with where he was born (though he would of others), but I do dislike the fact he's a racist sack of shit.
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"The British people want the unvarnished complete truth, daily we are being assaulted...."
Says Pakistan-born racist Ben Habib.
I have no problem with where he was born (though he would of others), but I do dislike the fact he's a racist sack of shit.
Says Pakistan-born racist Ben Habib.
I have no problem with where he was born (though he would of others), but I do dislike the fact he's a racist sack of shit.
I say give the next one to Trump. The Nobel Peace Prize is a pile of crap - no-one deserves a big pile of crap more than Trump.
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I say give the next one to Trump. The Nobel Peace Prize is a pile of crap - no-one deserves a big pile of crap more than Trump.
Daniel Hannan - a foreign-born, naturalized citizen whose activism has caused immense damage to Britain, it's place in the world and it's economy, seems to think he's more British than British-born people. I can only assume it's because he's white. The official term is 'Lionel Shriver Syndrome'.
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Daniel Hannan - a foreign-born, naturalized citizen whose activism has caused immense damage to Britain, it's place in the world and it's economy, seems to think he's more British than British-born people. I can only assume it's because he's white. The official term is 'Lionel Shriver Syndrome'.
"It's not my fault - it's the people! The people keep being stupid!"
"But they voted for your idea."
"I know - fucking idiots!"
"But they voted for your idea."
"I know - fucking idiots!"
November 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"It's not my fault - it's the people! The people keep being stupid!"
"But they voted for your idea."
"I know - fucking idiots!"
"But they voted for your idea."
"I know - fucking idiots!"
It's great being a shit political leader in Britain. You lie, grift, mess up, cause pain, flounder like a combination of all 3 Stooges...and a year or so later you get a front page headline in a quality Sunday paper looking all statesmanlike and proclaiming what needs to happen to sort things out.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's great being a shit political leader in Britain. You lie, grift, mess up, cause pain, flounder like a combination of all 3 Stooges...and a year or so later you get a front page headline in a quality Sunday paper looking all statesmanlike and proclaiming what needs to happen to sort things out.
How many Brits genuinely identify as Christian and go to church, practice what Jesus preached etc?
And how many can say their lineage goes back to the Angles and the Saxons, instead of being part of some other European/Asian migration of the past couple of centuries?
Banks just means 'white'.
And how many can say their lineage goes back to the Angles and the Saxons, instead of being part of some other European/Asian migration of the past couple of centuries?
Banks just means 'white'.
October 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How many Brits genuinely identify as Christian and go to church, practice what Jesus preached etc?
And how many can say their lineage goes back to the Angles and the Saxons, instead of being part of some other European/Asian migration of the past couple of centuries?
Banks just means 'white'.
And how many can say their lineage goes back to the Angles and the Saxons, instead of being part of some other European/Asian migration of the past couple of centuries?
Banks just means 'white'.
I doubt that Ross.
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I doubt that Ross.
Like...in a spaceship?
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Like...in a spaceship?
White House looking good.😉 Trump's like a new 9/11 every day for the American people, yet some people still think Zohran Mamdani's the problem! 😂
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
White House looking good.😉 Trump's like a new 9/11 every day for the American people, yet some people still think Zohran Mamdani's the problem! 😂
Flag Shaggers outside hotel: "Send 'em back!! Protect are women!!"
Migrant: "Gentlemen. Ladies. If I might quote Othello Act 4, Scene Two - Desdemona speaking to the noble Moor 'I understand a fury in your words, but not the words.'"
Migrant: "Gentlemen. Ladies. If I might quote Othello Act 4, Scene Two - Desdemona speaking to the noble Moor 'I understand a fury in your words, but not the words.'"
October 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Flag Shaggers outside hotel: "Send 'em back!! Protect are women!!"
Migrant: "Gentlemen. Ladies. If I might quote Othello Act 4, Scene Two - Desdemona speaking to the noble Moor 'I understand a fury in your words, but not the words.'"
Migrant: "Gentlemen. Ladies. If I might quote Othello Act 4, Scene Two - Desdemona speaking to the noble Moor 'I understand a fury in your words, but not the words.'"
No. No we're not. No, we're not all like a daughter to Woody Allen.
October 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
No. No we're not. No, we're not all like a daughter to Woody Allen.
I remember, not so long ago, thinking there couldn't be a dumber, more bumbling political leader than Boris Johnson.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
October 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I remember, not so long ago, thinking there couldn't be a dumber, more bumbling political leader than Boris Johnson.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
Starmer immediately denounces fascist Tory policy, then goes on to announce introduction of 'FROST' force to not exactly deport foreigners, but just make them really miserable.
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Starmer immediately denounces fascist Tory policy, then goes on to announce introduction of 'FROST' force to not exactly deport foreigners, but just make them really miserable.
And of course we can always rely on the Mail to never miss an opportunity to use tragedy to whip up hysteria, anger and hatred of whoever they happen to dislike.
October 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
And of course we can always rely on the Mail to never miss an opportunity to use tragedy to whip up hysteria, anger and hatred of whoever they happen to dislike.
Farage: I will do something brutally racist and divisive.
Starmer: I will condemn this as brutally racist and divisive then panic, ask Morgan McSweeney if I should be racist and divisive too, then limply do something a bit racist and divisive.
Starmer: I will condemn this as brutally racist and divisive then panic, ask Morgan McSweeney if I should be racist and divisive too, then limply do something a bit racist and divisive.
September 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Farage: I will do something brutally racist and divisive.
Starmer: I will condemn this as brutally racist and divisive then panic, ask Morgan McSweeney if I should be racist and divisive too, then limply do something a bit racist and divisive.
Starmer: I will condemn this as brutally racist and divisive then panic, ask Morgan McSweeney if I should be racist and divisive too, then limply do something a bit racist and divisive.
Kuenssberg and Trevor Phillips will be all over this tomorrow - finally holding Farage and Reform to account. Unless something huge happens like there's an issue with the Your Party website, Rachel Reeves looks a bit tired or Ed Davey just seems too cheery.
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Kuenssberg and Trevor Phillips will be all over this tomorrow - finally holding Farage and Reform to account. Unless something huge happens like there's an issue with the Your Party website, Rachel Reeves looks a bit tired or Ed Davey just seems too cheery.