did his dad come back to life

Sure, the only thing standing in the way of Elon gutting the government is geriatric out of touch millionaire politicians who are complaining more about their constituents being fed up with their inaction than Trump’s policies, but have you considered that

AHHHHH

dang

matt gaetz to join OTK per the AP

going to dentist after not flossing for months

it is so unsurprising but still funny how democrats spent the whole election being like “Trump’s fascism must be stopped at all costs!!” and then after losing shifting tone to as if they lost an intramural soccer game

joe did not wake up

ok wow… unfollowing now. was a big fan of his cooking but I was not aware he was just an untalented guy being controlled by a rat

twitter is down i cant be alone with my thoughts

remember when we all used to skip school to go to jerk off for 6 hours to train to win the annual five-knuckle-shuffle-kerfuffle so we didn’t lose and could go to 7/11 without the winner taking our slurpee to numb the pain of victory by sticking his weiner in it? 😂 crazy times

so in seattle… they don’t have physical copies of the new zelda game… they make you travel 20 minutes… they have empty shelves… if you preorder… they only send you an email… they make you pretend an email is a videogame

I am handling george santos campaign for reelection. Ama

legend of zelda tears of my bootyhole

tears of the kingdom? yeah sorry, real kings dont cry

about to pay for microsoft office. If u even care.