"No government—regardless of which party is in power—should dictate what private universities can teach, whom they can admit and hire, and which areas of study and inquiry they can pursue."

Lmao yes: "Roland... le... petour... (sp?)"

When I mentioned professional farters in class last semester (as one does), a serious and earnest student looked at me quizzically and asked, "I'm sorry, did you say professional farters?"