No one told me that one of the new realities of old age was gonna be that "hungry," "thirsty," "tired," and "nauseous" would basically become indistinguishable from one another.

It’s not even AOC herself, necessarily. The point they should be taking is that if they had a healthy bench of young, energetic candidates who are skilled at communicating and ready to fight, any one of those options might now be the face of the party. AOC stands out precisely because she is alone.

I only wish the Dem establishment was smart enough to understand why AOC is seen as the leader…and to embrace it…and to realize those pushing back on her and her message are the problem.

The girls in the Robert Palmer video put more effort into faking playing their instruments than this pre-game marching band is doing.

My New Year’s wish is that people who left X for Bluesky would stop using Bluesky to continue obsessing over Elon’s tweets.

As I walk around the house in a Rage Against The Machine tee and a flannel shirt, it occurs to me that I dress more 90s now than I did in the actual 90s.

For all of you who wish you could find a new Christmas classic, but are sick and tired of the Hallmark formula, I’m making it my mission this year to turn people on to this movie. A witty Xmas rom-com with great chemistry. We watch it every year, and you will too if you give it a try!

Whoever said “money doesn’t grow on trees” clearly didn’t own a fall leaf removal service.

You can pinpoint almost the exact moment when this country became so needlessly divided, and it was when they started splitting us up into “Left Twix” and “Right Twix.”

Someone, somewhere out there was the very first person to call somebody “Captain Obvious,” and I bet they spend every single day basking in the glow of the feeling that no matter what else they do with their life, it was a success.