Men are living dangerously w me bc once I had that thought of "huh this does kinda feel like a chew toy" it took every ounce of selfcontrol in me to not bite down.

Sloppy makeout sesh while they grind into me and make desparate little sounds

Accidentally took a very sexy photo of myself and now I'm again wondering should I start a faceless onlyfans to pay off my debt? Haha jk im not gonna do it. Unless? Haha jk jk (unless)

Making my morning coffee when I remember what I got off to last night and I feel like I have to sit down and touch grass for a moment

When crush sends a flirty text and im. like oooohh ejsjjndb ok ok ok wait I have a good flirty response ehehehehe and then crush flirts BACK and im like oh no. Oh god. Oh no. I did not expect this. I did not. No one could have seen this coming. Now I'm out of my smarts. I have nothing.

if an insane little twink becomes obsessed with me and locks me in his basement DO NOT SAVE ME. I am exactly where I want to be.

Someone touching me when im sweaty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA istg if you dint take your habd offme

When a person of my desire sweats: ....... have to...... touchh..... tt.....toooouche.....feel..close

What a privilege it is to be alive and how sad is it we spend that short time worrying whether our smile is leaving lines on our faces.

*taps mic*

Boobies

I'm so glad I'm not a real person so my actions don't have any real consequences

it's pride month. i need someone to spit in my mouth asap.