it's never good when you hear the reporter go "nyeah so ..." after someone says anything. you can hear her eyes glaze over. stellar journalism, that.

bet this sweatshirt could fix that

perfect and cursed

it's giving

i did not. now you're just scooting a streak on the carpet.

i'm not the one foaming at the mouth honeypie

i beg to differ, you can hear them on the cross island on a sunny sunday afternoon

showing your whole 🍑 and then telling the person saying "hey put that away" to keep up is a reeeeaaaaaal good look. keep going!

it's never a good look to dig in your heels when someone says "hey why not stop and think"

you're calling her a man trapped in a woman's body. think about that for a minute. think about where that kind of thinking comes from. thank about how that kind of statement gets used most often. i believe in you!

this is extremely transphobic

I feel like I'm living in a non-linear time stream, or maybe this is just fucking Groundhog Day

seriously I thought we already knew this

perhaps the soothsayer doth envision his own approaching demise

OH MY GOD!!! IT LOOKS AMAZING!