BurntCouture
@speedygonzaliz.bsky.social
Maybe I do wear too many hoodies?
Me: *Dressed for a date*
Husband: Are you wearing shape wear?
Me: No.
Husband: That's your real waist?!
Me: Yes.
Husband: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!!!
Me: *Dressed for a date*
Husband: Are you wearing shape wear?
Me: No.
Husband: That's your real waist?!
Me: Yes.
Husband: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!!!
February 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Maybe I do wear too many hoodies?
Me: *Dressed for a date*
Husband: Are you wearing shape wear?
Me: No.
Husband: That's your real waist?!
Me: Yes.
Husband: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!!!
Me: *Dressed for a date*
Husband: Are you wearing shape wear?
Me: No.
Husband: That's your real waist?!
Me: Yes.
Husband: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!!!
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
There is more than one path to confidentiality.
Storm: My friends tell me their secrets.
Me: That's really good. That means they trust you and know you'll keep their confidence and not tell anyone.
Storm: I think it's because they know I'll forget.
Storm: My friends tell me their secrets.
Me: That's really good. That means they trust you and know you'll keep their confidence and not tell anyone.
Storm: I think it's because they know I'll forget.
January 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There is more than one path to confidentiality.
Storm: My friends tell me their secrets.
Me: That's really good. That means they trust you and know you'll keep their confidence and not tell anyone.
Storm: I think it's because they know I'll forget.
Storm: My friends tell me their secrets.
Me: That's really good. That means they trust you and know you'll keep their confidence and not tell anyone.
Storm: I think it's because they know I'll forget.
Reposted by BurntCouture
Three bullets at the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot reportedly had the words “deny,” “defend,” and “depose” written onto them
Bullets from UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting had writing on them: sources
MIDTOWN, Manhattan (PIX11) – Bullets found on the ground where UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot had writing on them, sources told PIX11 News on Thursday. Three bullets at the scene had …
pix11.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Three bullets at the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot reportedly had the words “deny,” “defend,” and “depose” written onto them
Cawdry Hepburn is back! 🖤
December 5, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Cawdry Hepburn is back! 🖤
Thanksgiving Day Tension
November 28, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Thanksgiving Day Tension
Hair Stylist: How do you feel about your hair color?
Me: It's fine.
Stylist: You need to rethink this. "It's fine," means you're not really happy. What can we do that WOULD make you happy?
Me: Wow, Jessica. I was NOT prepped coming in here for advice that would make me reexamine facets of my life
Me: It's fine.
Stylist: You need to rethink this. "It's fine," means you're not really happy. What can we do that WOULD make you happy?
Me: Wow, Jessica. I was NOT prepped coming in here for advice that would make me reexamine facets of my life
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Hair Stylist: How do you feel about your hair color?
Me: It's fine.
Stylist: You need to rethink this. "It's fine," means you're not really happy. What can we do that WOULD make you happy?
Me: Wow, Jessica. I was NOT prepped coming in here for advice that would make me reexamine facets of my life
Me: It's fine.
Stylist: You need to rethink this. "It's fine," means you're not really happy. What can we do that WOULD make you happy?
Me: Wow, Jessica. I was NOT prepped coming in here for advice that would make me reexamine facets of my life