Alex Wise
@speedway-wiseguy.bsky.social
Trying my best to leave everyone and everything better than I found it. I also willingly drink Malört. I’m not perfect.
I will never….I repeat….NEVER understand spending hundreds of dollars on a record player and records only to PLAY THEM THROUGH BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS.
March 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I will never….I repeat….NEVER understand spending hundreds of dollars on a record player and records only to PLAY THEM THROUGH BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS.
The far right: “Fuck your feelings! Get a sense of humor snowflake!”
Also the far right:
Also the far right:
March 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The far right: “Fuck your feelings! Get a sense of humor snowflake!”
Also the far right:
Also the far right:
Go to Chilis with your friends. Or by yourself. You won’t regret it.
March 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Go to Chilis with your friends. Or by yourself. You won’t regret it.
A fucking asshole and a loved one simultaneously both told me:
“Just shut up and enjoy the salsa.”
“Just shut up and enjoy the salsa.”
February 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A fucking asshole and a loved one simultaneously both told me:
“Just shut up and enjoy the salsa.”
“Just shut up and enjoy the salsa.”
If you have a “just be kind” sign in your yard and didn’t vote for Harris, go ahead and take that down. I’m not asking.
February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you have a “just be kind” sign in your yard and didn’t vote for Harris, go ahead and take that down. I’m not asking.
I feel like 2025 hit and bars/restaurants stopped greeting you with a glass of ice water. Not a fan of this year at all.
February 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I feel like 2025 hit and bars/restaurants stopped greeting you with a glass of ice water. Not a fan of this year at all.
Shout-out to all the iPhone users out there whose map still says Gulf of Mexico and not some made-up BS.
February 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Shout-out to all the iPhone users out there whose map still says Gulf of Mexico and not some made-up BS.
The world has no idea what jeans Kendrick was wearing (the articles prove that). Only those who shopped at Old Navy, Gap, Kohls, or AE from 2004 to 2010 know exactly what kind of jeans they are.
February 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The world has no idea what jeans Kendrick was wearing (the articles prove that). Only those who shopped at Old Navy, Gap, Kohls, or AE from 2004 to 2010 know exactly what kind of jeans they are.
Football being over means two things:
February 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Football being over means two things:
Kendrick is about to start.
*turns on do not disturb*
*turns on do not disturb*
a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat with the letter e on it
ALT: a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat with the letter e on it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Kendrick is about to start.
*turns on do not disturb*
*turns on do not disturb*
Fellow 90’s kids: where was this from?
February 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Fellow 90’s kids: where was this from?
Captains log
February 8th, 2025
Natural State Provisions did away with the onion rings, which were the best in the world.
February 8th, 2025
Natural State Provisions did away with the onion rings, which were the best in the world.
February 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Captains log
February 8th, 2025
Natural State Provisions did away with the onion rings, which were the best in the world.
February 8th, 2025
Natural State Provisions did away with the onion rings, which were the best in the world.
“Why do people think the 90’s is the best decade?”
Because they were precedented times.
Because they were precedented times.
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Why do people think the 90’s is the best decade?”
Because they were precedented times.
Because they were precedented times.
We all needed that Grammy’s last night. I’ll be riding this high all week, ignoring the news, and blasting Cowboy Carter, BRAT, and Midwest Princess.
a woman in a yellow dress is walking down a sidewalk in front of a building .
ALT: a woman in a yellow dress is walking down a sidewalk in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We all needed that Grammy’s last night. I’ll be riding this high all week, ignoring the news, and blasting Cowboy Carter, BRAT, and Midwest Princess.
It never ends.
Will I ever escape this teddy swims song? #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It never ends.
February 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
2025 am i right?
February 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
2025 am i right?
I truly, truly hate this POS.
January 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I truly, truly hate this POS.
Uhhhhhh probably because the plane was landing you hayseed.
January 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Uhhhhhh probably because the plane was landing you hayseed.
Okay, okay, okay.
I’ll try to be more positive on here.
I’ll try to be more positive on here.
January 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Okay, okay, okay.
I’ll try to be more positive on here.
I’ll try to be more positive on here.