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Cogito Ergo Bonkum 🇺🇸🌴🌊🌇 + 🇺🇦🚜🍉🌻
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Skate. Hike. Eat tacos. Bonk vatniks. Sleep.

#NAFO, #fellas, #MuscovyIsATerroristState, #Слава_Україні
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Most of these I’ve posted earlier, but given the White House meeting between President Zelensky and the mango Mussolini, I feel the need to post them again. Regardless of what comes out of Washington, every poll I’ve ever seen shows the American people are solidly behind Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
2/2
February 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Rally for Ukraine, L.A. (Santa Monica) 23 Feb
#NAFO

1/2
Great turnout (300-500ppl) for the rally and march on the 3rd anniversary of the full invasion. Counsel Generals for Euro nations, Calif. state senator, wounded UKR hero and more spoke. Then marched a 100-ft /30m flag to the SM pier.
February 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Update: the function is now at [gear icon]->account. However, it still doesn't seem to work:
November 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Need some tech support. I did steps 1 and 2. Step 3 (Settings->Advanced>Change my handle) is the issue. I can't find it. I clicked my avatar in the left column but nothing happened. I clicked the "settings" gear near the bottom of the column but nada. I'm supposed to see things, but I don't.

Help!
November 21, 2024 at 12:44 AM
From the Department of Based
#NAFO #NAFOmemes #fellas

With a shout-out to our special guest, ATACMS!
November 20, 2024 at 5:22 AM
From the Department of Based
#NAFO #NAFOmemes #fellas

To commemorate the Fellas joining Bluesky 🎉🎊
November 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Welcome to refugees!
#NAFO #fellas

Bluesky has a thing called "moderation list," a user-curated list of accounts worth blocking. Subscribe to one (or more) lists to auto-block a whole list in one go. Simple way to promote a pleasant experience! Showing lists I sub, as example

->Settings/Moderation
November 12, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Population explosion
#NAFO #fellas

I've gone from ~160 followers to over 700 in a matter of days. My notifications list is a constant stream of new followers yet I haven't done a thing to cause it. In fact, my posting has been sparse recently cuz I'm still recovering from the election.

Strange!
November 12, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Chip off the ol' block(ed)
#NAFO

Imagine: little ol' me has already PO'd 42 users so much they blocked me. Nice to know I anger vatniks and other assorted scoundrels so much they can't bear to read another skeet.

As my reward, gonna head up to the 6th floor for a belly rub. Dog, I love this job!
October 23, 2024 at 11:32 PM
ACTION ALERT (U.S.)
#NAFO

A link tree with info about how to advocate for UKR with voters, GOTV info, election resources, fact-check resources and more. Fellas armed with reasons (who know how to use them) help UKR troops armed with weapons (who know how to use them).

linktr.ee/vote4ukraine
October 22, 2024 at 3:32 AM
From the Department of Based
#NAFO

How far some will go to escape muscovy:
October 18, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I think you’ll like the kennel we’re building here
October 18, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I dunno about this--wet leaves become slippery. Live dangerously!
September 30, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Kursk residents thank Ukrainians
#NAFO

Ukrainians show kindness and humanity despite everything muscovy does to them.

h/t Reddit
September 29, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,083,802!
#NAFO

Look at that! I’m basically perfectly balanced. Zen. Centered. At equilibrium.

Aw, hell, who am I kidding? All I want is some fresh kibble to eat and some stupid vatniks (but I repeat myself) to bonk
September 27, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Based Poland
#NAFO

Mic drop.
September 24, 2024 at 5:54 AM
#NAFO
(U.S.) ACTION ALERT

Next year's defense budget (HR-8070) is up for debate. Rep. Kean (R-NJ) offered an amendment to allow UKR to strike legitimate targets in Muscovy. So far it has about 20 co-sponsors.

CALL YOUR REP, ASK TO SUPPORT/CO-SPONSOR THIS AMENDMENT!

www.house.gov/representati...
June 5, 2024 at 1:21 AM
From the Department of Based

#NAFO #NAFOmemes
June 3, 2024 at 1:15 AM
ACTION ALERT (U.S.)
#NAFO

Recently, we helped create so much pressure that even MAGA Mike couldn't ignore us on the UKR aid package. Now, we're needed again. Contact your reps and senators to demand an end to U.S. restrictions on UKR weapons use.

LET LOOSE THE DOGS* OF NAFO!

*and a few cool cats
May 24, 2024 at 11:49 PM
May 16, 2024 at 6:20 AM
From the Department of Based

#NAFO #NAFOmemes
May 16, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Today's May 9th. Happy "Shit on Muscovy Day"!

Reply with your fave meme or fact, then boost and reskeet.
Double the fun: do the same on your other social media!

#NAFO #NAFOmemes
May 9, 2024 at 3:21 PM
"Europe’s Bankers Push Ukraine Toward the Abyss"

Christine Lagarde and the graybeards at the European Central Bank (ECB) now appear to have come out strongly against the allocation to Ukraine of an immobilized $330bn in Central Bank of Russia assets.

cepa.org/article/euro...

#NAFO
May 8, 2024 at 11:24 PM
May 9: when Muscovy chest-pounds about "deFEAting DUH nAZIs". Fight back w/ "May 9 shit on ruzzia day" :

•Make/steal a meme, write a long rant, it doesn't matter
•Correct the historical record
•Post on your social sites (esp dead bird site).

Reddit is in on it, let's amplify!

Pass it on!

#NAFO
May 7, 2024 at 4:15 AM