You mean Pete kegsbreath?

This just in: "half of something" now means "less than 40%". In other news, ketamine sales spike at cpac

Scalp donor detected, post debunked

Might I suggest somewhere overseas? Canada's looking a lot like 1930's Poland at the moment

Weird self report, but whatever. Don't worry, we'll put your scalp on display with the rest

It's the same with the pandemic. Throw out the playbook on viral outbreaks, downplay the effects until Biden took office, watch the global economy tank, and then campaign on improving the economy (because everyone has the attention span of a goldfish and can't remember how we got here)