speed-of-smell.bsky.social
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Don't be daft
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
You absolutely can
July 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I was running low on recycling so I had to go to the Co-op to get some cans
June 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I came here to do that
May 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Tremendous work
May 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
When that happened to me I just had to go to the pub to get change from a tenner. Terrible times
May 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Sausage and mash
May 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That'll go down well in Wales
April 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This morning I dreamed that I'd already got up and was having a shower, and then when I really woke up I had to do it all again. So, to answer your question, ... I dunno really.
April 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Or maybe not drink it at all
April 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It never got into the charts, but we can't forget Lawnmower Deth's Spook Perv Happenings in the Snooker Hall
youtu.be/1oF0JxhuzgY?...
Lawnmower Deth - Spook Perv Happenings in the Snooker Hall [Full Dynamic Range Edition]
YouTube video by Earache Records
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Agreed. I'm even finding Threads more engaging, and that's mostly just people arguing over the pronunciation of Worcestershire sauce
April 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Low carbon concrete exists
April 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
That's terrible, but I'm not sure that a comedy Viz post on Bluesky is the right place to express your disgust.
March 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The land of the free...
March 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I asked AI to draw the new British Rushmore, and this is what happened:
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
To make it inclusive, there'd need to be someone from each of the UK nations. So I propose: Fred Dibnah, Fireman Sam, Supergran, and Alex Higgins
March 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
It might've been cooler if Starmer hadn't worn a suit, but it's still impressive
March 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Fuck yeah Putin
March 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Anything less than 200v is wimpy
March 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
But they are a form of public transport.
February 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It's more like a womb, and the yolks are hen milk. Delicious
February 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Scotch egg deely boppers
February 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Twatbubble
February 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM