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GONZO
@spectacularstunts.bsky.social
"If I ruled the world, clothing would be edible!"

#CAPTAINZAPPOLOTL
He ends up falling on his face, his nose stuck in the ground.

"...Uh-oh."
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
//WHY??
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
doesn't have to be a big deal. i actually LOVE indigo park and have no problem with you being in the fandom.

if anything im trying to give you LESS trouble so folks who don't like you can block and move on. you didn't hafta tweet about me, im actually trying to help you out here.
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
//listen, i wasn't trying to attack you or anything

i just have some followers who don't like you and wanna block you, so i was trying to inform them of your new account so nothing else would start.

i would've sent it in their dms if i could but i literally cannot send screenshots in dms. this+
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
...EVERYBODY?!

Oh, darn yokels! They'll never respect true art!
September 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Alright, who's throwing tomatoes at you??
September 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
//i too am very happy about this news
September 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
//yeah emmy told me

and i have over 10 accs

you're cooked
September 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Huh. Well, if that's the case... then I guess you're not real either!

I mean, think about it! I can see you AND hear you, I can see AND hear myself! But if I wasn't real... would I feel THIS?!

[ Gonzo proceeds to do a handshake with himself. ]

See that? I can feel that! That means I'm real.
September 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM