Dangerous time to be an aperol spritz at this wedding I don’t know anyone at

Celtics/Lakers finals is going to be incredible. Game 7, 10 seconds left. Bronny with the ball at half court. Luca screaming for the ball. Bronny Sr. in the corner screaming “shoot it son!” JJ screaming for a timeout into a podcast mic. Bronny heaves the ball up as the cameras zoom in on Rob Pelinka

They should consider playing some music in the jury duty selection room. My suggestions below.

Forget eggs. Forget gas. This has to stop.

3 beers deep at the company holiday party

I came here to help setup for Thanksgiving and drink seltzer water and I’m all out of help setup for Thanksgiving

I came here to help setup for Thanksgiving and drink seltzer water and I’m all out of help setup for Thanksgiving

I read on the other app that Tingus Pingus is making his return to the Celtics lineup tonight against the Clippers. It’s over for the league.

Watching the Celtics game with my wife (she’s sitting next to me on the couch talking to her friend on speaker phone)

I had the Shepards pie and a Guinness from Cheesecake Factory before going to see Gladiator II in the theaters and I already know the fight of the night is gonna be me trying not to shit myself over the next 2 and a half hours

My favorite part of Wicked was when someone farted in the theater during the interpretive dance

Thoughts on the Coachella lineup? open.spotify.com/playlist/4BS...

This is Trump’s America www.nbcnews.com/news/carrots...

*Takes a Gas-X

Well, well, well… it’s a dangerous time to be a coors light

Me on twitter vs me on Blue Sky

That one friend when they can’t find their vape…

Dropped a meatball in my lap during lunch but in theory my coworkers shouldn’t be looking down there so I think I’m fine