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Festive Agent Dale Pooper
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World's greatest psychic detective/streamer and biggest Shinada Tatsuo fan
Call me Kazuma Kiryu cause i "Like a Dragon" deez nuts across your face
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why is anal probing so ubiquitous in alien abduction stories, fictional and "real"? Why did we collectively decide "yeah, when the spacemen come to earth, they're definitely gonna do stuff to our butts"?
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why doesnt ralsei just stab the ceiling and make a light fountain to go to the festival with chris and the purple one with the hairbrush
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Its after thanksgiving im pretty sure we're allowed to christmas up our accounts now
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
literally every problem i have in my life would be solved if i could summon infinite snickers in my hand
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reposted by Festive Agent Dale Pooper
#cultic . CHAPTER. 2. F. U.C.K.S

dude this year has been packed full of staggering releases and Cultic 2 could stand above them all.

that first level was TOO LONG and i still LOVED IT.

so much more awaits us on monday!

ZELDA SHIT TONIGHT THO

twitch.tv/serfins
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
STOP PUTTING SIDEKICKS AND STORY IN MY METROID GAMES! LOCK ME IN A FUCKING CAVE AND LET ME FIGURE IT OUT! IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK?
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Turns out trump really was the throat goat got damn
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Coldplay is Radiogead for people who take a bite of a boiled egg and squirt a packet of mayonnaise in their mouth and call it a mayonn-egg
Coldplay is Radiohead for dudes that eat mayonnaise straight out the jar
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Coldplay is Radiohead for dudes that eat mayonnaise straight out the jar
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fun fact my uncle was the 14th naked cowboy in the shower at ram ranch
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Man gremlins 3 is gonna be so dogshit, im very sad
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Need a word for girl bussy, i pripose girlgina
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
JD Vance had Charlie Kirk killed so he could grope his wife
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN WOOOOOOO YEA
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by Festive Agent Dale Pooper
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I love seeing revisionist historians pretend that silver the hedgehog was ever a good character. I constantly see whining about how he isnt in any games but he isnt in any games because he fucking sucks. What are you supposed to do with a character that sucks that bad?
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Started watching The X-Files for the first time and god damn i get the hype that is some good ass television
October 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Halo but we made it dogshit, you're welcome gaystatuon cucks
Halo: Campaign Evolved is a full remake of Halo: Combat Evolved's story with new missions, content, and features. It will also be the first Halo game to come to PlayStation in addition to Xbox and PC. Read our hands-on impressions here: gameinformer.com/2025/10/24/h...
October 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If youre upset about this, just remember that it's your tax dollars that are being wasted on this, and then get even more upset
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My amazing girlfriend got me my favorite mobie soundrack on vinyl for my birthday and one of my other favorite albums(that i already have oopsie)
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Fighting game with skate. controls
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Jojo's Disappointing Backpacking Trip
I hate when people say Jojo's BIZARRE Adventure is too weird. Fuck did you think you were watching, Jojo's Average Commute to Work? Jojo Walks to the Corner Store and then Walks Home?
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
At work psychically willing customers to leave and it worked, call me alan wake cause im manifesting departure
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I hate when people say Jojo's BIZARRE Adventure is too weird. Fuck did you think you were watching, Jojo's Average Commute to Work? Jojo Walks to the Corner Store and then Walks Home?
October 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM