SPECIAL CREAM CANNON
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The west is too close to Philadelphia and also isn't on the coast, the northwest isn't coastal, the northeast is right next to NYC, the east coast is all sandbars and wouldn't support a big city and is all flatlands, and the south is a giant wetland that also can't support a big city structurally
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The west is too close to Philadelphia and also isn't on the coast, the northwest isn't coastal, the northeast is right next to NYC, the east coast is all sandbars and wouldn't support a big city and is all flatlands, and the south is a giant wetland that also can't support a big city structurally
as someone born in jersey... fuck off no it isn't, there's absolutely nowhere in the state that a city like Gotham could exist. the geography is all wrong and winters don't get like Gotham winters here.
Imo, and yes I know I'm disagreeing with canon, Maine makes more sense
Imo, and yes I know I'm disagreeing with canon, Maine makes more sense
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
as someone born in jersey... fuck off no it isn't, there's absolutely nowhere in the state that a city like Gotham could exist. the geography is all wrong and winters don't get like Gotham winters here.
Imo, and yes I know I'm disagreeing with canon, Maine makes more sense
Imo, and yes I know I'm disagreeing with canon, Maine makes more sense
if you're wondering what that accent *is*, it's essentially the bastard lovechild of an italian accent and a jewish/yiddish accent, hence why people with this accent also use a lot of yiddish slang/swears (e.g. "shmuck")
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
if you're wondering what that accent *is*, it's essentially the bastard lovechild of an italian accent and a jewish/yiddish accent, hence why people with this accent also use a lot of yiddish slang/swears (e.g. "shmuck")
this area, basically (with additional allowances further down the coast for "it wouldn't be unreasonable to hear someone talk like that here but i also wouldn't expect it")
source: grew up in the southern part of this image
source: grew up in the southern part of this image
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
this area, basically (with additional allowances further down the coast for "it wouldn't be unreasonable to hear someone talk like that here but i also wouldn't expect it")
source: grew up in the southern part of this image
source: grew up in the southern part of this image
new york city and certain parts of new jersey (mostly certain coastal towns)
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
new york city and certain parts of new jersey (mostly certain coastal towns)
love a happy ending
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 AM
love a happy ending
keep listening to this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWRm...
Castle Rat - “WOLF I” (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Castle Rat
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February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
keep listening to this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWRm...
are layers involved
January 29, 2026 at 7:33 PM
are layers involved
or so I'm told
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
or so I'm told
nobody has been sacrificed in there because sacrifices are performed on top of that bit in between the horns on top. they have pyrotechnics while they do it it looks awesome
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
nobody has been sacrificed in there because sacrifices are performed on top of that bit in between the horns on top. they have pyrotechnics while they do it it looks awesome
but there's nothing in the rules that say a doggirl wearing hypnoshoes can't play basketball
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 PM
but there's nothing in the rules that say a doggirl wearing hypnoshoes can't play basketball
also you can make your dwarf look like ganondorf, a.k.a. ganondwarf
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
also you can make your dwarf look like ganondorf, a.k.a. ganondwarf
I think the only game that does this right is Deep Rock Galactic, which has seasons but where at any time you can just go and switch to whatever season reward track you want. nothing has been removed from the game in terms of content
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I think the only game that does this right is Deep Rock Galactic, which has seasons but where at any time you can just go and switch to whatever season reward track you want. nothing has been removed from the game in terms of content
or perhaps me seeing that immediately is a sign that i have begun to Succumb
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
or perhaps me seeing that immediately is a sign that i have begun to Succumb
that is either a very good pun or the most perfect typo ever (abo-slut-ely)
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 PM
that is either a very good pun or the most perfect typo ever (abo-slut-ely)
tends to make all the blood rush out of your head, doesn't it?
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 PM
tends to make all the blood rush out of your head, doesn't it?
"We had to kill tumblr, we can't have ads next to porn! Anyways now we're going to let the CSAM machine make advertisements." ???
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"We had to kill tumblr, we can't have ads next to porn! Anyways now we're going to let the CSAM machine make advertisements." ???
the way people's brains work always fascinates me
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
the way people's brains work always fascinates me