Can we ignore the piss deity and look at how cunty God’s high heels are

Come on, Bert, you can’t be surprised everyone knows / and / say your type is nothing new!

( Really, though. Giovanni, of all people!? And you told me that picture you had of him without a shirt on was for ‘team research.’ Yeah, right! )

He told me he wanted to meet Arceus, by the way. I told him / I / had some judgment for him.

. . . HILBERT!?

Listen. I get it. She was reaaally bossy. We all know you’re into that. But how can you forgive the bald forehead??

i’ve been trying to knit a massive giratina sized sweater in my free time. it’s not going so well. 💧

I gotta say, after going to Hisui and meeting Cyllene… I understand why Cyrus was like that now.

I’d be evil if having no eyebrows ran in my family too man

Hm.

When I started my gym challenge, I asked Empoleon if he wanted to participate.. I think that was the meanest glare I’ve ever gotten from a Pokémon,

that’s my buddy. my bestie. you guys don’t even know

@dragonspulse.bsky.social hey bestie

#Pokemonrp #Pkmnrp #MVRP #MDNI

Piers is the king!

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