The vibe I bring to the party

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Drake has committed bitchery on an entire generation. He stepped into hiphop like...

I'm white guy wasted on my last weekend off until Christmas. 🥂

Me too. Just spent ten minutes laughing at this

I just don't feel like I'm home until I I have the greatest television moment ever created on my feed. What's your favorite television moment? #blacksky

I called my RN supervisor to find out if we were on call thus weekend. She said i hope not because it's going to be busy and I'm salaried.
Me: "Didn't you vote for Trump?"
Her: Yes
Me: "well a Trump judge just killed overtime for salaried employees. Concepts of thoughts and prayers"

I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You gone get me kicked off on my first day 🤣🤣🤣