MaineIsWild
@spcshp1.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Teacher, Left, Trying, Dan-head, previously Limpopo resident, he/him
“Santa Claus (I still believe in you) by Alabama sounds like the theme to a game called Final Fantasy: Nashville.
December 6, 2024 at 12:11 PM
“Santa Claus (I still believe in you) by Alabama sounds like the theme to a game called Final Fantasy: Nashville.
Stairwell turkey brining.
November 27, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Stairwell turkey brining.
Things I hear from my 8th graders: You know that guy who killed his dad in gladiator? Yo, that bro is an opp. Maximus Decimus, bro.
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Things I hear from my 8th graders: You know that guy who killed his dad in gladiator? Yo, that bro is an opp. Maximus Decimus, bro.
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What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 AM
What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism
Banger of a skeet
November 17, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Banger of a skeet
30-40 feral primitive root weiners
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2024 at 5:43 AM
30-40 feral primitive root weiners
Turns out Cal Ripken Jr. and the prime minister of Lebanon have never been seen in the same place at the same time.
November 14, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Turns out Cal Ripken Jr. and the prime minister of Lebanon have never been seen in the same place at the same time.
*Just in from the desk of the president-elect* Jim Jordan, R- Ohio, to be named director to the federal department of consent.
November 13, 2024 at 11:30 PM
*Just in from the desk of the president-elect* Jim Jordan, R- Ohio, to be named director to the federal department of consent.
I’m back on this one. Who should I follow?
November 7, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I’m back on this one. Who should I follow?
The initial reaction of maga folks to the statistic of Lewiston’s Somali population is extremely predictable. Normal country over here 👈
October 26, 2023 at 2:19 AM
The initial reaction of maga folks to the statistic of Lewiston’s Somali population is extremely predictable. Normal country over here 👈
October baseball is thrilling
October 22, 2023 at 2:17 AM
October baseball is thrilling
If I could get a tv show that was just Charles Barkley and Pedro Martinez doing stuff together. Thank you.
October 16, 2023 at 11:54 PM
If I could get a tv show that was just Charles Barkley and Pedro Martinez doing stuff together. Thank you.
Am adderall saved is an adderall earned.
October 1, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Am adderall saved is an adderall earned.
I keep that raspberry liqueur on me!
September 19, 2023 at 2:21 AM
I keep that raspberry liqueur on me!
Setting up autopay for my student loans today felt so shitty
September 18, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Setting up autopay for my student loans today felt so shitty
Quick, I need $5,100
September 15, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Quick, I need $5,100
My 4/o daughter is sitting on the toilet, ostensibly pooping but I have my doubts, listening to Boz Scaggs on her music player, looking through a Christmas activity book from last year. That’s living.
September 14, 2023 at 11:30 PM
My 4/o daughter is sitting on the toilet, ostensibly pooping but I have my doubts, listening to Boz Scaggs on her music player, looking through a Christmas activity book from last year. That’s living.
Oh snap, I’ve fallen back into an Elvis Crespo rabbit hole. It goes hard.
September 10, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Oh snap, I’ve fallen back into an Elvis Crespo rabbit hole. It goes hard.
Neil deGrassman (Billy Gunn) Tyson
August 30, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Neil deGrassman (Billy Gunn) Tyson
Making not one, not two, but three lasagnas.
August 29, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Making not one, not two, but three lasagnas.
4 year old daughter just told me she has a fever of six hundred and pookie.
August 29, 2023 at 8:13 PM
4 year old daughter just told me she has a fever of six hundred and pookie.
I JUST DRANK A FIFTH OF DAYQUIL, DARE ME TO DRIVE?
August 24, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I JUST DRANK A FIFTH OF DAYQUIL, DARE ME TO DRIVE?
A fun game is capcom fighting game song or Rick James backing track.
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 PM
A fun game is capcom fighting game song or Rick James backing track.
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West coasters: please fill your bathtubs up with water, buy dry goods, cook perishable food now so it doesn’t spoil, FREEZE AS MUCH WATER AS POSSIBLE, have some LED flashlights, BEWARE OF DOWNED POWERLINES, WIDOWMAKER BRANCHES, DONT DRIVE THRU WATER AND NEVER RUN A GENERATOR IN A GARAGE
August 20, 2023 at 1:59 AM
West coasters: please fill your bathtubs up with water, buy dry goods, cook perishable food now so it doesn’t spoil, FREEZE AS MUCH WATER AS POSSIBLE, have some LED flashlights, BEWARE OF DOWNED POWERLINES, WIDOWMAKER BRANCHES, DONT DRIVE THRU WATER AND NEVER RUN A GENERATOR IN A GARAGE