I like food. especially with cheese or if cutlery is not required 😂

How did I know it would be under a Panamanian (or Danish, Canadian, etc) flag before opening? 🤣 Just a nudge. Like NASCAR. Get us in the mood for Daytona 500, right? ...right?

They legit-ass LOATHE my brother in-law 🤣 my sister and their offspring call them "daddy birds" 😂

Something about that flashy bright orange that does it. Sorry your old uniform didn't have you stick out so nicely 😂 I would have just been happy to not ever trip on that long communication cord you always had to drag around.

"...we should probably get ahead of the traffic"

Hahaha... no "energy" drinks for me. I'll just stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to

Decaf makes me inefficient

People used to request my camera on for meetings for a chance to see (and hear) my orange tabby yell at me to feeees hiiiiiim 😹

I'm wicked confused on the mess the fire guards are leaving behind 🤣 there's a senior enlisted seeing these pictures and losing their shit 😂