Emma
@spaztasticemma.bsky.social
Cat owner, fanfiction writer, and tired bitch, in that order
My future in-laws paid for our honeymoon, which is sweet, but my FIL used it as an excuse to keep bringing up us "making whoopie"
I'd rather he said fuck tbh
I'd rather he said fuck tbh
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My future in-laws paid for our honeymoon, which is sweet, but my FIL used it as an excuse to keep bringing up us "making whoopie"
I'd rather he said fuck tbh
I'd rather he said fuck tbh
Wish I could get that nesting urge without having to have a baby about it
August 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Wish I could get that nesting urge without having to have a baby about it
Just made the mistake of telling my neurotypical coworker about the time I listened to the song "Notre Dame" by Paris Paloma for 6 hours on repeat
August 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just made the mistake of telling my neurotypical coworker about the time I listened to the song "Notre Dame" by Paris Paloma for 6 hours on repeat
1 week of my insurance company (not doctors) trying to tell my doctor that I shouldn't take the medication she (a doctor) prescribed me.
1 week of me being unmedicated against the wishes of myself and my doctor.
1 week of me being unmedicated against the wishes of myself and my doctor.
August 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
1 week of my insurance company (not doctors) trying to tell my doctor that I shouldn't take the medication she (a doctor) prescribed me.
1 week of me being unmedicated against the wishes of myself and my doctor.
1 week of me being unmedicated against the wishes of myself and my doctor.
Very scared for what kpop demon hunters is going to do to my Spotify wrapped
July 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Very scared for what kpop demon hunters is going to do to my Spotify wrapped
I'm not a good host but I'm a good 2nd tier host, which means I show up early at the hosts house with last minute things, help clean, and I'm the "first guest" so things aren't weird.
May 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm not a good host but I'm a good 2nd tier host, which means I show up early at the hosts house with last minute things, help clean, and I'm the "first guest" so things aren't weird.
Man I wish I could go a day without getting targeted by Ozempic ads
February 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Man I wish I could go a day without getting targeted by Ozempic ads
On the phone with IT at work and they're operating my computer remotely and I just watched them Google windows 11.
Chat Im cooked
Chat Im cooked
February 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
On the phone with IT at work and they're operating my computer remotely and I just watched them Google windows 11.
Chat Im cooked
Chat Im cooked
The little sounds you make when you're talking to someone on the phone and using a computer to answer a question but the computer is taking a long time so you make noises so they know youre still there and working on it
February 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The little sounds you make when you're talking to someone on the phone and using a computer to answer a question but the computer is taking a long time so you make noises so they know youre still there and working on it
I'm on my "quack quack spot back" type shit
January 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm on my "quack quack spot back" type shit
If you're cold, they're cold.
Bring him in
Bring him in
December 23, 2024 at 3:10 AM
If you're cold, they're cold.
Bring him in
Bring him in
Oh to be a cat sleeping on a fat girl's chest.
December 21, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Oh to be a cat sleeping on a fat girl's chest.
Is social media toxic? Yes.
Do I just want to feel something like I did pre-2019? Yes.
Do I just want to feel something like I did pre-2019? Yes.
November 12, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Is social media toxic? Yes.
Do I just want to feel something like I did pre-2019? Yes.
Do I just want to feel something like I did pre-2019? Yes.